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Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble

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Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?© 2006 Matt Dibble Inc. said:
duhhhhhh. OMG you guys are so dumb. BM = betrayed ministers. This might need to go into the religion thread after this one....


Anyway, about 3 or 4 years ago there were these minsters, they were bachelors, they went partying every night. They lived typical college lives, then eventually the went to the grocery store (to get chips and dip) and then they saw these fine ass women bending over and fighting over the digorno. They walk up and introduce themselves and WHAM they hit it off. Eventually they are married. The 3 couples all lived on the same street on all 3 sides (because that makes sense). Anyway, in the last few months their marriges havent been going so well, digorno doesnt satisfy the wives anymore and the ministers are always praying about being able to go back to the college days, but would never leave they're wives because they love them too mcuh. About 3 weeks ago all 3 wives (at the same place, time, and second) all ended their relationships with the ministers. They were heartbroken, they were betrayed. They prayed that president bush could somehow help them in this tough time. President bush came to them and said "fuck off" so the ministers were betrayed, are betratyed, and will forever remain betrayed because of president bush.

BM= Betrayed Ministers.
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