funny shit thats happened at your local(try beat mine)

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richa-se04w

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one nice sundaY
i was just having a chilled sesh, and i made a fatal mistake of smacking this young chap on the gluteus maximus not realising that his daddy was present at the skatepark. ofcourse the little prick told his father figure and he approached me saying" oi you! you smack my boy on the bum?" "yes sir, i did it as a playful joke" says i. "your not a sicko or anything are you?" " ahaha no" " cause my son thought you wanted him" " ahahahaha no it was just a joke" then he left and that was the end of that, and i shall never smack a boy on the bum again cause i am 18 now and i could go to jail. the end.
try beat that bitches
 
Aaron

Aaron

Silver Member
Sam.. said:
try beat that bitches
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Gladly,

I was going to buy some one-piece bars off this kid from my local, his name is Blake. We arranged to meet at jamo, and i got his home number and things cause he didn't have a mobile at the time so i could call him to make sure it was still happening.
The day comes around, call Blake to make sure everything is still going down, - Ring ring - *his mum answers*,
"Hey, i'm aaron, was just wondering if Blake is there?"
" Hey Aaron, nope, he's not just went to Jamo, could i ask who you are?"
"Oh, i'm Aaron, i'm buying bars off Blake and we were just going to meet at jamo"
"I don't know any Aaron's, have i ever met you?"
"No, sorry, i just talk to your son at the skatepark"
"Oh ok"
"Bye"

So i ride to Jamo, i get show up to the tune of sirens, and 3 police cars, a Paddy Wagon and 2 patrols.
Blake yells out, "Aaron come here!"
I ride over to him, he just says "The police want to see you..."
I was like oh fuck.. what did i do?
I walk over to the coppers, and they look at me, ask if i'm Aaron, i reply, yep, why's that?
We had a call from a worried mum, she said someone who sounded over 20 was meeting her son here, how old are you?
15.
Oh, sorry for your time, you can go.

Safe to say, it was the weirdest ride i've ever had..
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

Member
My mate at my local fell on his head and bruised his brain.. About a week later when he got back on a scooter he had a downy helmet and now when he rides he pokes his tongue out and talks to himself
 
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rocket2530

Member
Some kid at monster snapped his forks and then some little kid comes up to him and goes "need an allen key" was so funny haha
 
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christian mesa

Member
hahahahaha, rofl.

alright, so the skater cuntt used to always come to out skatepark stoned.
he thought everybody was friends with him and acted all hard.
we called him stoney hawk.
so he comes down and snakes a million people. the bikers are like wtf and then he thinks hes going to get bashed and legs it to his car, he is homeless. so he comes back from his car and has 13 bongs. he says sorry for getting in your way puts the box down and starts lightin a joint. funniest shit. everyones like go away u have to be there
 
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bennyharradine

Member
i think one of the funniest things thats happend at my local was when it was flooding,we were riding the halfy and it was surrounded by like foot deep muddy water like an island lol.
anyway colby went up to boost an air and went off the side of the halfpipe straight into the water.
made me laugh.
 
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