My life is over

[SammyT]

so I was really drunk and fucking my girlfriend after our homecoming dance and I finished inside her while wearing a condom like always, but when I pulled out I found a broken condom around the base of my dick................................................................................................................

guys... im scared

 

[KrontonBuckie]

not good man, same thing happened to me but i was lucky.....

 

[The Batman]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

i just laughed

 

[The Batman]

you are like 16 right? Like c'mon, really now.

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

me or sammy?

 

[The Batman]

me or sammy?

sammy.

 

[tylerbillman]

dude he's done anal.

this is where you look up the local abortion clinic and take a nice trip over there.

you should have he take a day after pill and then if you can convince her to abort it before it's too big then all it takes is a pill or something.

then there's always an hero

 

[Rob.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw&t=6s


for real though it sucks to hear that, broken condoms are the scariest shit

 

[The Batman]

dude he's done anal.

this is where you look up the local abortion clinic and take a nice trip over there.

you should have he take a day after pill and then if you can convince her to abort it before it's too big then all it takes is a pill or something.

then there's always an hero

If you do this, I hope to god the fetus survives and comes back to haunt you/hunt you down like some insane no country for old men shit.

 

[KrontonBuckie]

hahahahahahahahhahaha @ no country for old men^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw&t=6s

for the more realistic version refer to the link below...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwxH6Q2u5mY&feature=fvwp&NR=1

 

[.Gerrit]

Maybe you shouldn't get drunk.

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

maybe it wasnt even your girlfriend and you dont have to worry

 

[parrish]

hahahahahaha nick...
and thanks captain hindsight i know but she should've been on BC

 

[christianewing]

I bet when you pulled out you sobered up REAL quick.

 

[Evan.]

PLAN B TIME BRO, make haste cause times getting short

 

[Bear Grylls]

Always double wrap that shit

 

[Rob.]

double wrapping is actually a pretty bad idea

kroton don't attempt to make funnies off of my funnies

 

[KrontonBuckie]

i was being serious....

 

[humpurple kushiones]

PLAN B TIME BRO, make haste cause times getting short

yep, better hurry the fuck up. get 40 beans and RUN to your nearest pharmacy.

edit: it was last night or a few days ago? plan b will work 3 days after you fuck after that you're fucked.

edit: lol is censors fuck when you post, but if you edit it, it wont censor it. thats fucking pointless as fuck.