Rap Battle Thread

JonDev

Member
dont think this has been done before and i wanna see what dumb raps people can come up with, got the idea from ryan rapping in my basement. hahahaha post up!
 

Riley Hughes

Steel Member
everyone everywhere on sr
when it comes to brains, you dont get par
i am really awesome that is true
i am gonna kick the shit outta you

ahahahhahahahaa
 

Aaron

Silver Member
an mgmt song was on,
an mgmt song was on,
an mgmt song was on,
so i upload it to youtube, the quality goes away,
buttercups like yeah,
flips flyout like yeah,
then i get up everyone for saying my vid was gayyy,
it's a mini from the usa.
 

Rob.

Admin
Staff member
an mgmt song was on,
an mgmt song was on,
an mgmt song was on,
so i upload it to youtube, the quality goes away,
buttercups like yeah,
flips flyout like yeah,
then i get up everyone for saying my vid was gayyy,
it's a mini from the usa.

I have to admit that was rather catchy
but your skills are weak and your voice is too scratchy
this guy right here does what you just listed
buttercups? backflips? this kid's skills are just twisted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPqXXiMEtM
 

Stevenson

Steel Member
an mgmt song was on,
an mgmt song was on,
an mgmt song was on,
so i upload it to youtube, the quality goes away,
buttercups like yeah,
flips flyout like yeah,
then i get up everyone for saying my vid was gayyy,
it's a mini from the usa.
I love you
 

alec logan

Bronze member
all the hoes in the hood be bouce'n on my wood, why all those other hoe's be putting on a sho by danc'n on the flo.<33 lmfao
 

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
Backflips are down
strictly is a clown,
now im going to go smoke some cones.
And i still dont know how to pronounce "derek lowndes".
 

christianewing

Steel Member
Want a verse? Put up a stack or quit callin'
30's on my Chevorlete call me supa dupa
Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta
Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa
Ya'll still ridin 20's? ya'll some oompa loompas
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 415's woke up thee neighbors
 

justmossy

Member
fuc b ball you aint got no aim
and i can tell by how you dress you aint got no game

and

i know everything about you..where you hide out
where you work at...where you ride out
but some thing bout home girl you need ta find out
when she aint with you she at my house
gettin down..gimme that back rub
 

liltony

I got myself banned.
I got seven Mack 11's, about eight 38's
Nine 9's, ten mack tens, the shits never ends
You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
Biggie Smalls; the millionare, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
That's how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread
Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give mc's the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow's remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the llello
That's crazy blunts, mad L's
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I'm droppin shit like a pigeon
I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening
 

liltony

I got myself banned.
ayo
im mad cool mad hip
cause im GY you can suck my dick
cause im GY you can be a spick
cause there aint no other scooter trick
cause im GY and i like to say my name
because without it all the shit i spit is lame
i think im going to end the game
by saying GY doesnt deserve the fame (watttttt)

cmon gy get at me!
 

tarrymonz

Member
tarrymonz vs dre
and after the coin toss, tarryn is kicking off
tarryn: dre rhymes with gay,
he likes to bang with his boyfriend everyday
sometime after seeing men he gets hoornayy
once at a farm he had it in a bale of hay
he bailed his undayys
my rhymes are getting really bad
dre was all weirded out when he saw a pad

dre leaves.

tarrymonz vs peasley
the champ starts
tarryn: peasley loves ranga cock like ron weasley
he likes it how ranga cum flows easily
a ranga might have him off when he's walking down the street
down go the gingers pants and he eats some meat
peasley: fuck you you 12 yearold emo fag.
peasley has been banned

tarrymonz vs dark slayer
dark slayer insists tarryn begins
yo dark slayer whos gayer
dre or peasley whos the ranga player
you might slay me and cut off my head
but you can kill me i was born dead
later on your sword will be penetrating dre in bed
dre: back off
tarrymonz: or maybe even peasley if your hair is red
you'll whip it out in the light of day
you dont care you'll do it anyway
man, you'd cut me if im black or white
you'd cut me in the day or night
and you'd cut dre if he makes you loose or tight
but hey he still has his gay rights

dark slayer puts mask on
dark slayer changes name to dark wizard
dark wizard, i love fast food, lets rap about cheeseburgers
tarrymonz: lol aight
burgers all day son
lemme but my cheese and ham on your bun
dre gets hard at the smell of human cum
his dad says he is a disgrace of a son
im meant to rapping about fast food
but now the topic is getting absurd and rude
its like a man on man with a bottle of lube
or something bad like peasley swallowing red pubes
i like to battle fags on scooterresource
but now im rapping to the neighbors horse
im up in all these ------s grill
sometimes im writing rhymes about halo and my kills
or i could cook some fastfood and stay at the grill

then some black kid called dom started rapping
and i got banned
 
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