Aaron's Post Translation Service.

Aaron

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I've been looking around SR, and realized how multi-lingual people are on SR! It's almost like a cryptic messaged trapped inside the posts, so...!
From now on, you don't have to sit there, wondering why the hell i can't read this post properly, no way, now how.
From now on, you quote it, post it here, and i'll help you to get the gist of all the jargon.

To start with, i'll do a special feature on Steven Tongson, you'll find he's not all he's cracked up to be.

Steven T said:
As of today, I am no longer a part of Inward Scooters. I have stepped down from the Team Manager position. For my own personal reasons, that I will keep confidential, so don't bother asking.
As of today, i've given inward the flick. They fired me because i was incompetent, lazy and an inefficient worker. Although they told me to say it was for my own reason, but i won't tell you, i'm sure you can guess cause of the slight limp in my left leg.

Steven T said:
Thanks again to everyone for the positive comments and all. Details of me leaving I'm gonna keep to myself. Any rumors you guys might hear, they don't belong in this thread.
Thankyou for covering up the negative attention i could've been receiving. I won't be releasing my extensive collection of collection of amateur sex-tapes between myself and the inward team. If anyone tells you anything about the positions used in those videos, the website is www. howmanypositionscantongsondoin10minutes .com, i'd appreciate it if your opinions were aired there.

Steven T said:
Thanks guys. I know no ones ever seen me make actual posts on IS before. Since well, to be honest... I suck at anything technical or website type stuff. But I will be stepping my game up since Jordan goes back to school soon. So expect more posts from me in the near future. Thanks again dudes.
Thanks. I actually didn't write anything, i conned Jordan into putting my name on things to make me look more legit. And well, lets face it, blindfolded monkeys have more of a chance of posting a blog than i do. Jordan goes back to school soon, so i'll more than likely be dictating to blindfolded monkeys what i want to write. So whenever you read stuff from me in the future, think of all the animal cruelty that went into producing it. Thanks for nothing manfags.
 
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