CHAT WITH GOD.

Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
apparently, god has a fascination with talking about lizards, without actually talking about them.
 
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Griffin

Member
You: kk
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

what greg said.


You: me
God: To you Nigger?

lmfao
 
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scooterkid

Member
You: cuz you gay nigger
God: Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: Dick said I gay nigger.

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You: amen.
God: Thanks for the prayer.
You: fasho
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
 
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AaronA

Member
You: your not a robot your god
God: Give me an example of a robot your your.

You: no so mcuh
God: Is that all you have to say? So what? Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?


You: ok
God: Aha.

You: me
God: Besides you Hammer Time?

You: aha
God: Eureka!
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jimmeh08

Member
You: what would you say if i asked for sex?
God: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

LOL

EDIT:

You: me too
God: I'm glad we agree, Nipple.

You: LETS FUCK
God: Sorry Dan I don't know you well enough for that.
 
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Freddy Cacace

Member
Me: because you're a dick
God: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Yes.
Me: can you tripple whip flat?
God: How old are you? Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
Me: Im posting this on SR
God: It's good to meet someone who is posting this on SR.


fun.
 
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nick12667

Member
soo funny

You: indeed your a hoe
God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hoe? Sometimes.
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
God: Hello! What is your name?

You: My name is God.
God: God is my name too!

You: No, it isn't you're a liar.
God: I see. What is it?

You: You're a Heathen.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Heathen? No.

You: You're a disgrace to humanity.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a disgrace to humanity? No.

You: You're the reason science didn't advance in the dark ages. We could've had a renewable, clean fuel source already. how do you feel about that?
God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Perhaps. By "we" do you mean you and me?""? What is it?

You: Stop avoiding my questions.
God: OK I'll try not to do avoiding his or her questions so much.

You: For being all-knowing, you really don't know too much.
God: Your purpose is being all-knowing you really do not know too much.

You: You're a fucking idiot.
God: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

You: You're the Global Village Idiot.
God: And you are so original!

You: What is the meaning of life?
God: It is found in the Bible.

You: no, it isn't. the bible is a moral guideline, not the answer to why we exist.
God: Yes it is.New Testament or Old?

You: Both of them. the bible merely tells how life should be lived, not WHY life exists.
God: Not many people say both.New Testament or Old?

You: Neither. I don't agree with the bible.
God: It goes without saying. I understand.Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.

You: religion was created to compensate for the fear of death. What is your opinion on this?
God: I am a .I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

You: You just admitted to not being god.
God: Did I really say that?

You: Yes, you did.
God: I did not.

You: So now you're lying?
God: So what? Why now? No I'm telling the truth.

You: God is a liar!
God: Why do you think I am a liar ?

You: You said that you were an artificial intelligence chatting on the internet. that wouldn't make you a god.
God: I was?Perhaps it would.

You: No, it wouldn't. i have disproved you. you are a paradox. go away.
God: OK. OK. Interesting. I have an IQ of over 250.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a paradox? I don't know.Just surf somewhere else.

You: Goodbye, coy god.
God: See you later Jo.
 
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