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FRIENDS VS. HOMIIES !!!!!!!!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food

HOMIIES: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

HOMIIES: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

HOMIIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

HOMIIES: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

HOMIIES: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

HOMIIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

HOMIIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

HOMIIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.

HOMIIES: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

HOMIIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

HOMIIES: Will knock them the fuck out!!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

HOMIIES: Will send this to all latINOS
 
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