got bit by a homeless kid

[archibald]

today i got bit by a homeless kid
he was about 5
he was trying to rub ice-cream on my shirt so i grabbed his hand and he bit me
rite on the hand
that bitch

 

[PyAMP]

 

[richardson21]

ahaha
i would have threatened him
or given him love and care
what was he doing with icecream?

 

[Lil Steve]

He stole it from the icecream truck.

 

[team_punishment]

get checked for diseases or you might die

 

[Kenny O.]

hahahaha wtf brennan, stay away from those homeless children.

 

[zakmak]

kick them

thats what i do when homeless kids run at me with icecream.
works every time =]

 

[scooters]

all i do is through an ice cream the other direction it works the best coz they love ice cream

 

[Lil Steve]

Haha or you can just bring a t tube with you.

 

[Rotang]

You might have HIV AID's or rabies, get it checked, for the love of God, please get it checked!

 

[team_punishment]

You might have HIV AID's or rabies, get it checked, for the love of God, please get it checked!

seriously, you might die

 

[nick12667]

throw a dang quarter and they WILL go after it. be clever, pennies might work too

 

[3rdbassgasface]

Did he look like Alfred from MAD Magazine lol

 

[davidross]

ahhahahah

 

[3rdbassgasface]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Neumanbw.gif

Doesn't Alfred kinda look homeless?

 

[grantcarlin]

he looks like the love child of a man and a monkey

 

[Dustin Nooner]

wtf lmao

 

[blanket687]

i have no idea why, but i cant stop laughing while reading this post. I am even laughing while typing this, i can barely breath. Maybe cause it is 1 o'clock in the morning, o well.

 

[astars951]

Haha or you can just bring a t tube with you.

or buff bars, those are heavy enough

 

[honga]

5 and already homeless???? damn thats fucked up....

hes probably just some feral kid whos mum is to fat to get out of bed so he goes, steals ice cream off kenny owens because kenny always keeps a spare icecream incase his brakes, rubs it on peoples shirts. bites them, eats their fingernails and runs away looking very pleased with himself