Rigel Fuller
Member
ok so i don't know if most of you have had a habanero but its one of the hottest peppers there is. a jalapeno is 5000 on the spice scale and a habanero is like 325000-574000. So this kid had some habaneros during lunch and i ate like half of it and it was soooo fucking bad. my tounge swelled up and i could barley breathe. I left math class to go puke in the bathroom and i took a piss while i was there. I start walking back to class and my dick just hurts. I was like huh some of it must have gone through my system or something. By the time i got back to class my dick was ON FIRE. It was honestly the worst feeling ive ever had. I wanted to cry. i just left class and went to the nurse and was like I ate a habanero during lunch and took a piss and my penis is on fire. she asked if i washed my hands before i pissed and i said no. She just said oh my god go wash yourself now, you poor kid. So i went in the bathroom and started washing my dick and realized i didnt wash my hands and was just making it worse. So i continued to wash my penis in the nurses sink for about a half hour. It didn't stop at all. i went back to class and just couldn't move. i waddled back to the nurse and washed my dick even more (after waiting in line behind 3 kids who had a headache...) I went back to class and just stood there the rest of the day. This is the most painful thing i have EVER gone through in my life. I seriously wanted to die. Just imagine a habanero if you've had one and imagine that hottness on your dick. This was the worst day i have ever had. If you ever eat a pepper, WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU PISS.
