In Soviet, Russia.

[Anthσny]

Post em' up.

 

[nick silverman]

in soviet russia thread post you

 

[btyczki21]

did this come from the random thread? lol

In America you search google.
in soviet russia Google searches you!

 

[nick silverman]

roses are red
vilets are blue
in soviet russia poems rhyme you

 

[Anthony_Q]

this one made me lol

 

[btyczki21]

yeaaa i gotta say thats the best 1 ive heard^^ hahaha

 

[Anthσny]

In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!

In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In America, You watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!

 

[Zach!]

in american, women make you sandwhich
in soviet Russia, you make women sandwhich

 

[nick silverman]

in american, women make you sandwhich
in soviet Russia, you make women sandwhich

dude that wasnt funny dont mess aroung like that

 

[Jacob2195]

In America, you pee in toilet.
In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!

In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!

In America, you pwn n00bs,
In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU!

 

[michaelchavez]

in america, eminem stapled his teachers sac to a stack of paper
in soviet russia, his sac stapled paper to eminem!

 

[Zaηe]

roses are red
vilets are blue
in soviet russia poems rhyme you

roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet Russia, poem writes you!

In soviet Russia, internet surfs you!

This man is responsible for these jokes:

No, really.

 

[Ralph]

 

[ConnorD]

in soviet russia, bad jokes make you!

 

[Timur]

In Soviet Russia scooter rides me

 

[Zaηe]

hahahahaha Timur wins hahahahahahaha

 

[matr!]

In America, you snort coke.
In soviet Russia, coke snorts you

 

[zak.]

 

[Kroto]

in soviet russia car drives you

in soviet russia sign reads you

 

[Anthσny]

In Soviet, Russia Timur can 360 bri flat.