It is illegal
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Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez
hahaha wtf!
lmao
lmao
Kyper
Member
Arkansas Dumb Laws:
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Louisiana Dumb Laws:
ââ?¬Å?Fakeââ?¬Â wrestling matches are prohibited.
Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city�s water supply.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is ââ?¬Å?simple assault,ââ?¬Â while biting someone with your false teeth is ââ?¬Å?aggravated assault.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
One may not ââ?¬Å?dareââ?¬Â another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.
It is illegal to steal a ââ?¬Å?movableââ?¬Â even if it classified as an ââ?¬Å?immovableââ?¬Â.
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
Arizona Dumb Laws:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is ââ?¬Å?likely to provoke physical retaliationââ?¬Â.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
I've got tons more.
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Louisiana Dumb Laws:
ââ?¬Å?Fakeââ?¬Â wrestling matches are prohibited.
Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city�s water supply.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is ââ?¬Å?simple assault,ââ?¬Â while biting someone with your false teeth is ââ?¬Å?aggravated assault.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
One may not ââ?¬Å?dareââ?¬Â another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.
It is illegal to steal a ââ?¬Å?movableââ?¬Â even if it classified as an ââ?¬Å?immovableââ?¬Â.
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
Arizona Dumb Laws:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is ââ?¬Å?likely to provoke physical retaliationââ?¬Â.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
I've got tons more.
lmao ^. are these real??
this made me sad, im doing a research paper in bio about playpus's (idk how to pluralize platypus) and i was thinking they would make a pretty sick pet
this made me sad, im doing a research paper in bio about playpus's (idk how to pluralize platypus) and i was thinking they would make a pretty sick pet
Kyper
Member
Yup. Lol.TRAINER said:
Here's your state
NEW JERSEY
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to ââ?¬Å?frownââ?¬Â at a police officer.
In an attempt to ââ?¬Å?foster kindnessââ?¬Â in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated ââ?¬Å?Kindness Awareness Monthââ?¬Â.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
The third Thursday of October is designated as ââ?¬Å?New Jersey Credit Union Dayââ?¬Â and citizens of the state should observe the day with ââ?¬Å?appropriate activities and programsââ?¬Â.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez
why would you even want a platypus even though they are tottaly awesome hahaTOMWATERFALL said:
Dom Marconi
Silver Member
its illegal to walk a cow down lake road(one of the 7? main streets in my city) in my city
new york laws
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing ââ?¬Å?body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by ââ?¬Å?putting oneââ?¬â?¢s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingersââ?¬Â.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone�s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing ââ?¬Å?body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by ââ?¬Å?putting oneââ?¬â?¢s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingersââ?¬Â.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone�s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
ScooterKurt
Bronze member
Dustin DeSimone
Member
HAHA omg best thread ever
dumb Pennsylvania laws
It is contrary to Pennsylvania
law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official ââ?¬Å?beer distributorââ?¬Â.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
City Laws in Pennsylvania
Allentown
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Bensalem
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Full text of the law.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
dumb Pennsylvania laws
It is contrary to Pennsylvania
law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official ââ?¬Å?beer distributorââ?¬Â.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
City Laws in Pennsylvania
Allentown
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Bensalem
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Full text of the law.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
stupid laws in pennsylvania!
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor".
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. (Allentown)
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered. (Bensalem)
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games. (Bensalem)
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist. (Connellsville )
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (Danville)
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. (Morrisville)
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. (Newtown)
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. (Pittsburgh)
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. (Tarentum)
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor".
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. (Allentown)
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered. (Bensalem)
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games. (Bensalem)
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist. (Connellsville )
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (Danville)
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. (Morrisville)
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. (Newtown)
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. (Pittsburgh)
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. (Tarentum)
Jason
Silver Member
SAN FRAN:
It is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.