Adam21
I got myself banned.
The REAL Jake Spencer..... this is a story about our train trip home from leumeah last weekend that shows what jake is really like...
Well first off lets start with Jake being his usual cool guy self, by telling the ticket lady to shoosh a few hundred times. Just a warm up for the next 3 hours of hell for us. Next we get on the train, with is pretty uneventful for about half an hour, but then things get rolling as Mr.Cool gets up and climbs to the baggage holder on the train, then lies down and starts spitting on adam and reece. Yes, spitting on them. Just letting a big ol' golly hang down from his mouth and dribble onto me and reece. Not a care in the world, good old jakey boy. After adam and reece convince him to stop being such a silly guy, he decides to whip out his camera and film them through the cracks of our chairs. they put our feet up to block the attack, and he starts gollying and wiping snot on their shoes. He stops doing that after a few words are exchanged, then he gets up and starts filming adams stretchers. He tells him to fuck off, so he starts filming the old man next to them, right in his 80 year old face. Adam tell him to shape up, so he goes back to his seat and starts filming the lady behind him. She puts a bag of fantales up to prevent herself from being on CoolCamTV, and Mr.Shcmick says " Don;t mind if I do,' and grabs the bag and takes a few lollies for himself. Luckily the lady grabs the bag back before he could eat the whole packet. A few minutes pass, then Jake looks over onto their seat and starts drooling onto their seat and letting it run down the back of it. He does that for a while , then the old man gets up to leave the train. and jake goes over and takes in a few wiffs of the seat right where the old man had his arse. He takes a huge breath through his dodo nose, taking in the smell of old man bumhole. He then sits down and looks for something to amuse himself with. Unfortunately, he discovers his 1 piece bars can be used as a trumpet. He starts blowing the fucker like hes an aboriginal doing a didgeridoo solo. A lady kindly asks him to stop, yet he keeps going finding it hilarious. She asks him again, then when refusal follows she gets up and starts trying to yank the bastard free of jakes macho man super grip. During the struggle, he keeps blwing the trumpet and by this time they all cacking our dacks at him. The lady gets tired of his shenanigans, and goes and sits down. The lady he took the chocos from asks us how old he is and when they say 16 she basically has a mental breakdonw. The whole time he is still blowing his trumpet. There is a lady with a pram and 2 kids sitting there as well, and jake still acting as mature as ever. Finally a the lady hands him some newspapers, but he finds a pen and starts drawing penises every where. eventually he gets tired of it, and strats trying to wipe snot on adam and reece with his pen, so we start yelling at him and telling him to fuck off. Then out of nowhere, a man stands up, whips out a badge and says hes an undercover transit. boy thatll fuck em. Him and his mad cunt associates take us off the train and issue them with a $400 offensive language fine. Fuck you gotta love them transits. Then Adam has to wait another hour in the cold for the next train, so he start talking to reece and jake who re waiting for jakes mum to pick them up. Turns out jake gets off scott free because he has a document for his bad behaviour. Lucky us.
not to mention in all of his videos he only does his tricks once for film and never again.
Well first off lets start with Jake being his usual cool guy self, by telling the ticket lady to shoosh a few hundred times. Just a warm up for the next 3 hours of hell for us. Next we get on the train, with is pretty uneventful for about half an hour, but then things get rolling as Mr.Cool gets up and climbs to the baggage holder on the train, then lies down and starts spitting on adam and reece. Yes, spitting on them. Just letting a big ol' golly hang down from his mouth and dribble onto me and reece. Not a care in the world, good old jakey boy. After adam and reece convince him to stop being such a silly guy, he decides to whip out his camera and film them through the cracks of our chairs. they put our feet up to block the attack, and he starts gollying and wiping snot on their shoes. He stops doing that after a few words are exchanged, then he gets up and starts filming adams stretchers. He tells him to fuck off, so he starts filming the old man next to them, right in his 80 year old face. Adam tell him to shape up, so he goes back to his seat and starts filming the lady behind him. She puts a bag of fantales up to prevent herself from being on CoolCamTV, and Mr.Shcmick says " Don;t mind if I do,' and grabs the bag and takes a few lollies for himself. Luckily the lady grabs the bag back before he could eat the whole packet. A few minutes pass, then Jake looks over onto their seat and starts drooling onto their seat and letting it run down the back of it. He does that for a while , then the old man gets up to leave the train. and jake goes over and takes in a few wiffs of the seat right where the old man had his arse. He takes a huge breath through his dodo nose, taking in the smell of old man bumhole. He then sits down and looks for something to amuse himself with. Unfortunately, he discovers his 1 piece bars can be used as a trumpet. He starts blowing the fucker like hes an aboriginal doing a didgeridoo solo. A lady kindly asks him to stop, yet he keeps going finding it hilarious. She asks him again, then when refusal follows she gets up and starts trying to yank the bastard free of jakes macho man super grip. During the struggle, he keeps blwing the trumpet and by this time they all cacking our dacks at him. The lady gets tired of his shenanigans, and goes and sits down. The lady he took the chocos from asks us how old he is and when they say 16 she basically has a mental breakdonw. The whole time he is still blowing his trumpet. There is a lady with a pram and 2 kids sitting there as well, and jake still acting as mature as ever. Finally a the lady hands him some newspapers, but he finds a pen and starts drawing penises every where. eventually he gets tired of it, and strats trying to wipe snot on adam and reece with his pen, so we start yelling at him and telling him to fuck off. Then out of nowhere, a man stands up, whips out a badge and says hes an undercover transit. boy thatll fuck em. Him and his mad cunt associates take us off the train and issue them with a $400 offensive language fine. Fuck you gotta love them transits. Then Adam has to wait another hour in the cold for the next train, so he start talking to reece and jake who re waiting for jakes mum to pick them up. Turns out jake gets off scott free because he has a document for his bad behaviour. Lucky us.
not to mention in all of his videos he only does his tricks once for film and never again.
