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humpurple kushiones

humpurple kushiones

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Today i told my mom she was a bitch and to get back to the kitchen for the first time. This all happened when I was introduced to this site for 5 mins. I’m 10 years old MLIB

today my teacher asked me who my favorite president was i replied Woodbro Chillson. MILB

Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB
 
FiL

FiL

Member
Today I watched I Am Legend and realized that after years of surviving on his own, it only took Will Smith 24 hours to die after a woman showed up. Also she ate his bacon. So not chill
 
christianewing

christianewing

Steel Member
After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fuckin hilarious, she started to cry.

Today, my girlfriends mom walked in on us having sex. I looked her in the eyes and finished like a boss. MLIB

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Jon.

Jon.

Steel Member
For months now I have been violently smoking weed. Today I passed a random drug test…Thank you big Bro in the sky!

Today, I held an ice-cube. It was pretty chill.
 
Andrew Young

Andrew Young

Member
true story, the other day i baked out a snow fort. it had a roof and everything. it was like an igloo made of snow. and me and my friend baked it out. sooo chill
 
cas13

cas13

Bronze member
Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB
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This was my friend's post. Fuckin' chill.
 
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