Police/Running in with the law STORIES.
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I've got tons..
Skating, 2 years ago, at this spot in town and it was open, it's like a spot that everyone skates and gets like arrested at. So they cop comes and runs our names and like all that info ---. So we misspelled our names so nothing would come up cuz we've gotten caught there before alot. And like these kids were with us like brothers and my friend said he was adopted by their mom and like lived with them and all this bullshit and like it was so funny. then they got like bailed out and picked up by the one kids grandpa, but i couldnt go with them cuz i wasn't adopted by their mom hahaha. so he took me in his car and drove around until my mom came to the movie theater and we met her there, they talked and i went home. it was Christmas eve day hahahaha.
Me and my friend were shooting bottle rockets in a field in the neighborhood, which fireworks are illegal in DE, then this security guard came over and grabbed our shirts and like threw us up against these big like pipes and he didn't know what they were cuz he was like Jamaican, and he was like what is this what is this, and then he took us to the construction site like manager who was like some british guy and he didnt know either, and like he was like what does it do, do one, so i light one off and they were like ohh okay nevermind, cuz they thought the noise was rocks like hitting the houses being built, and they let us go, then he was like ohh you are my friends and all this stuff. Later that day we found out our friends were the ones who like --- all the windows the day before.
Me and my friend were shooting cars with airsoft guns and we shot the cop car all up, and he peeled out and chased us through the woods and we dropped our guns, then he picked them up when we were running and then we dipped out behind some trees, then he was like "i got your shit you pussies, like come out and be men you little pieces of shit." and we were like "--- off you cop faggot." hahaha. so then he started running back to his car with our --- and we ran after him and he jumped in his car and peeled our beeping all the way up the road.
We were throwing snow balls at cars, and this truck drove by and like 4 of us threw ice balls at it and they all hit like near the windows and the guy jammed on the brakes and we bolted and he chased us down an icey hill, then there was a small hill we were at the bottom in a ton of thorns and had no where to go so we were just like whatever, and the other kids got away, and we couldnt run cuz we had shoes on that like slipped all over. So he like takes us up to the street and like sits us down, calls the cops, he turns around, we run as soon as we get to the bottom of the street, theres the cop pulling in, and she stops and gets out and grabs us and makes us go back up, so then we made up that it was some other kids and we were just with them and didnt run far cuz we didnt do anything and like they believed us, made up fake phone numbers for them to call for our parents. No answer, they were like talking, and we just jetted with no shoes so we wouldnt slip and we got to my friends house, locked up and like the cop was driving around the street for like 2 hours.
Ok.. So alot of us were "fly trapping" where you put duct tape on the road and the car runs over it and it gets on their tires and it sounds like a flat so they pull over and all that shit. Ok so we did it to like 10 cars, and then we had like tape setup all over the street, someone called the cops and they ran over it and thought it was a flat ahaha. Then they like got out and got something in the trunk and we ran right behind them across the street and like ran way far away.
Skating, 2 years ago, at this spot in town and it was open, it's like a spot that everyone skates and gets like arrested at. So they cop comes and runs our names and like all that info ---. So we misspelled our names so nothing would come up cuz we've gotten caught there before alot. And like these kids were with us like brothers and my friend said he was adopted by their mom and like lived with them and all this bullshit and like it was so funny. then they got like bailed out and picked up by the one kids grandpa, but i couldnt go with them cuz i wasn't adopted by their mom hahaha. so he took me in his car and drove around until my mom came to the movie theater and we met her there, they talked and i went home. it was Christmas eve day hahahaha.
Me and my friend were shooting bottle rockets in a field in the neighborhood, which fireworks are illegal in DE, then this security guard came over and grabbed our shirts and like threw us up against these big like pipes and he didn't know what they were cuz he was like Jamaican, and he was like what is this what is this, and then he took us to the construction site like manager who was like some british guy and he didnt know either, and like he was like what does it do, do one, so i light one off and they were like ohh okay nevermind, cuz they thought the noise was rocks like hitting the houses being built, and they let us go, then he was like ohh you are my friends and all this stuff. Later that day we found out our friends were the ones who like --- all the windows the day before.
Me and my friend were shooting cars with airsoft guns and we shot the cop car all up, and he peeled out and chased us through the woods and we dropped our guns, then he picked them up when we were running and then we dipped out behind some trees, then he was like "i got your shit you pussies, like come out and be men you little pieces of shit." and we were like "--- off you cop faggot." hahaha. so then he started running back to his car with our --- and we ran after him and he jumped in his car and peeled our beeping all the way up the road.
We were throwing snow balls at cars, and this truck drove by and like 4 of us threw ice balls at it and they all hit like near the windows and the guy jammed on the brakes and we bolted and he chased us down an icey hill, then there was a small hill we were at the bottom in a ton of thorns and had no where to go so we were just like whatever, and the other kids got away, and we couldnt run cuz we had shoes on that like slipped all over. So he like takes us up to the street and like sits us down, calls the cops, he turns around, we run as soon as we get to the bottom of the street, theres the cop pulling in, and she stops and gets out and grabs us and makes us go back up, so then we made up that it was some other kids and we were just with them and didnt run far cuz we didnt do anything and like they believed us, made up fake phone numbers for them to call for our parents. No answer, they were like talking, and we just jetted with no shoes so we wouldnt slip and we got to my friends house, locked up and like the cop was driving around the street for like 2 hours.
Ok.. So alot of us were "fly trapping" where you put duct tape on the road and the car runs over it and it gets on their tires and it sounds like a flat so they pull over and all that shit. Ok so we did it to like 10 cars, and then we had like tape setup all over the street, someone called the cops and they ran over it and thought it was a flat ahaha. Then they like got out and got something in the trunk and we ran right behind them across the street and like ran way far away.
Jake Carlyon
Steel Member
me and my friends at some festival drinking and smoking, you arent meant to have grog on the streets, and anyway were in this back street place, and about 4 cops on these massive horses appear at the end of the street, put some siren on and start galloping down the road. i just jumped in someone backyard and jumped another fence and hid out for awhile haha. no one got caught. but getting chased by police on big horses isnt good.
gerkin of honour
Member
i think you guys are faaggots for breaking the law. i don't do anything like that. i don't even go to parties. i just scooter. from 6 am to 7pm every weekend and holiday i can.
Jake Carlyon
Steel Member
and i think you sound socially retarded. but thats just my opinion, ill keep it to myself.
Brian Boston
I got myself banned.
Like 3 months ago i was supposed to goto a phantoms game. We had vouchers and went in late due to pregame activities 
Well the ticket office closed and we couldn't exchange our vouchers for tickets anymore. So we walked over to the phillies stadium since it was the first night game. My friend said he knew a spot we could hop the fence at and get in the stadium... so we goto the spot and 3 of us jump the fence and 1 kid stayed back. We saw some girls on the other side of the fence we knew and were talking to them and shit. Next thing i know i see my one friend running and dipping out security guards, while the other disappeared into the crowd. When i realized that security had my arms on lock. I went to a holding room for like an hour, the cops were flipping out on me for using my phone and shit. So after like an hour i get a paper with a court date that happened to be tomorrow.
So i end up skipping class and driving down to the city at 7am. I had to be in court at 8am. I got there at like 9am and didn't get in the building for like a half hour. I decided to park at love park since it was a few blocks away from court. I goto the building and wait in a long ass line to go through a metal detector. I get to the court room and im the ONLY WHITE PERSON in the place except some people working there. I wait like 45 minutes for court to start, and i end up being the last case of the day. There was 200 cases before me.
So i get to the stand, say my name and shit, and she starts reading my citation thing. She just starts cracking up and making fun of me and shit, than she asked me a bunch of shit and if im in college and shit. She told me shes im discharged from the citation and i dont gotta pay shit.
So I roll out and walk to my car... or where i though my car was. My car was gone, looked everywhere. Im thinking i got towed or it was stolen. So i look where i parked and its some like crazy ass reserved parking spot for some crazy vip dude. So i call my mom and she comes like an hour later and we goto the impound. Find out my cars there, went through MAD bullshit and had to pay $150 to get my car back.
Fucking awesome weekend.
Well the ticket office closed and we couldn't exchange our vouchers for tickets anymore. So we walked over to the phillies stadium since it was the first night game. My friend said he knew a spot we could hop the fence at and get in the stadium... so we goto the spot and 3 of us jump the fence and 1 kid stayed back. We saw some girls on the other side of the fence we knew and were talking to them and shit. Next thing i know i see my one friend running and dipping out security guards, while the other disappeared into the crowd. When i realized that security had my arms on lock. I went to a holding room for like an hour, the cops were flipping out on me for using my phone and shit. So after like an hour i get a paper with a court date that happened to be tomorrow.So i end up skipping class and driving down to the city at 7am. I had to be in court at 8am. I got there at like 9am and didn't get in the building for like a half hour. I decided to park at love park since it was a few blocks away from court. I goto the building and wait in a long ass line to go through a metal detector. I get to the court room and im the ONLY WHITE PERSON in the place except some people working there. I wait like 45 minutes for court to start, and i end up being the last case of the day. There was 200 cases before me.
So i get to the stand, say my name and shit, and she starts reading my citation thing. She just starts cracking up and making fun of me and shit, than she asked me a bunch of shit and if im in college and shit. She told me shes im discharged from the citation and i dont gotta pay shit.
So I roll out and walk to my car... or where i though my car was. My car was gone, looked everywhere. Im thinking i got towed or it was stolen. So i look where i parked and its some like crazy ass reserved parking spot for some crazy vip dude. So i call my mom and she comes like an hour later and we goto the impound. Find out my cars there, went through MAD bullshit and had to pay $150 to get my car back.
Fucking awesome weekend.
Sshields32
Steel Member
HOW DO YOU NOT BREAK THE LAW?!#
Thats just sad. i cant go a day without stealing a sip of mah moms brew. I cant have fun in my town with breaking a law. and plus. everythings mroe fun with police involved
ANYWAY!
In my town theres a bank parking lot which is seperated from a CVS parking lot by a patch of grass, easily bridged with a parking cement block thing, those thigns that keep the cars from going to far. with, was all waxed up and perfect for grinding. and i spotted this dank angle from up in a tree. so i climb up there and get the camera and get ready to shoot.
About 10 minutes into the little sesh. a cop pulls up and starts talking to my friend like "get outta here, why are you at the skatepark" and he was explaining and stuff. and the whole time. im in a tree. which is about 6-8 feet up, it was defenetly taller then me. just kinda staring at the cop. she doesn't even notice im there. and shes talking and stuff and i was losing my grip on the tree, so i just kinda went "f-ck!" and started to descend the tree at a rapid pace, upside down. and i fell straight on my dome. scared the sh!t outta the lady cop. Quite entertaining.
Thats just sad. i cant go a day without stealing a sip of mah moms brew. I cant have fun in my town with breaking a law. and plus. everythings mroe fun with police involved
ANYWAY!
In my town theres a bank parking lot which is seperated from a CVS parking lot by a patch of grass, easily bridged with a parking cement block thing, those thigns that keep the cars from going to far. with, was all waxed up and perfect for grinding. and i spotted this dank angle from up in a tree. so i climb up there and get the camera and get ready to shoot.
About 10 minutes into the little sesh. a cop pulls up and starts talking to my friend like "get outta here, why are you at the skatepark" and he was explaining and stuff. and the whole time. im in a tree. which is about 6-8 feet up, it was defenetly taller then me. just kinda staring at the cop. she doesn't even notice im there. and shes talking and stuff and i was losing my grip on the tree, so i just kinda went "f-ck!" and started to descend the tree at a rapid pace, upside down. and i fell straight on my dome. scared the sh!t outta the lady cop. Quite entertaining.
Andy Rhode
Member
roof spine seshes, riding past cerfew, stealing little kids scooters for parts. haha all last week
razorrider48
Member
cops on bikes are a bitch
try running from one of them and getting away
fuckin poons
try running from one of them and getting away
fuckin poons
Tristan Mathews
Member
haha where i live cops dont give a fuck, lmao.
Nick Morland
Member
i got one not cops but serious still
ok i got to the dump/tip/landfill near my place to get my trolley poles because there are trollies everywhere in the metal scrap pile. anyway i found out when you sneak into the dump its illegal and you get and on the spot fine of $2000 (im serious) so when i sneak in its like hecticly intense. so this one time this week me and a mate were looking for a trolly but culdnt find any at the back so we walked around the front were the council patrols so we tried to blend. we got past a few of the guards by waving to them and shit but as we went into the scrap pile a ute pulled up and they said we werent allowed and that we had to go to the front desk to be fined so we said that our dad was around the other side of the pile and that he brought us here so they let us go but they followed along side us in their ute about a metre away from me but we were walking slow trying to buy time so they sped off in front of us trying to look if our dad was really there so as they drove ahead we waited till they werent looking in the mirror and as soon as they looked away we turned around and bolted in the other direction we ran for like 300m until we got in the bush with a ute tailing us we had to run through thick bush over a river and not get caught we were do tired though.
but the funniest thing about stealing shit from the dump the best bit isnt getting the trolley poles but being chased is the best bit.
ok i got to the dump/tip/landfill near my place to get my trolley poles because there are trollies everywhere in the metal scrap pile. anyway i found out when you sneak into the dump its illegal and you get and on the spot fine of $2000 (im serious) so when i sneak in its like hecticly intense. so this one time this week me and a mate were looking for a trolly but culdnt find any at the back so we walked around the front were the council patrols so we tried to blend. we got past a few of the guards by waving to them and shit but as we went into the scrap pile a ute pulled up and they said we werent allowed and that we had to go to the front desk to be fined so we said that our dad was around the other side of the pile and that he brought us here so they let us go but they followed along side us in their ute about a metre away from me but we were walking slow trying to buy time so they sped off in front of us trying to look if our dad was really there so as they drove ahead we waited till they werent looking in the mirror and as soon as they looked away we turned around and bolted in the other direction we ran for like 300m until we got in the bush with a ute tailing us we had to run through thick bush over a river and not get caught we were do tired though.
but the funniest thing about stealing shit from the dump the best bit isnt getting the trolley poles but being chased is the best bit.
Brian Murphy
Member
ill tell a story laer i an fro mthe cops last night 2
Jake ODonnell
Steel Member
throwing pumpkins and other fun fruit at cars