Mr Loveday said:
I get my money from your mum.
After i have sexual intercourse with her.
Don't worry though, you won't have a baby brother or sister anytime soon, i wear a condom.
I have to, not just to stop pregnancy, but all those sti's, as well!
But i do leave the condoms in my wallet, and my wallet gets kinda warm, the condom like melts, and yeah, might tear.
So i dunno.
If your mum gets pregnant and has an outrageously good looking kid anytime soon, i'm the father.
p.s. consider that a warning.