the FML thread.

[koring]

alright guys, we all have done some stupid shit like jumping in a cactus garden naked or falling off the toilet while taking a massive POOP and urinating in your oral cavity. after these moments all you can say is fml ... post your daily fml's here we like success but failure is much more entertaining.

 

[DavidCronin]

all ready a thread

 

[koring]

all ready a thread

i know i made a new one because i like to bring things back

 

[DavidCronin]

ohh okay

 

[NinjaScooterer]

I had these 26 high ultra pro bars i didn't cut them down yet, and then i wanted to F*** around and jump an 8 and the bars hit me in the tooth. FML

 

[ExistBMX]

Ninja, are you IrideESmetalcore on youtube? Because that fall wasn't too bad

an FML was when I got called into the school office with an oz in my backback

 

[matr!]

FML, I have to work heaps and don't get to ride as much.

 

[nick silverman]

http://www.scooterresource.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49138

 

[NinjaScooterer]

So this girl said i was hot. so then i said will you go out with me. She texts back saying Yes, it's always been a yes. And then i text back "=)" She says "haha just kidding, no" FML
Even though she is my good friend i'm pretty pissed haha, fuck her.

 

[NinjaScooterer]

It was "her cousin". Who said "yes".

 

[KNOX LOCAL]

she said you were hot, so you asked her out, who does that?

 

[NinjaScooterer]

Nooo I liked her, i have liked her forever. i just didn't think she liked me like that.

EDIT: In main post i forgot to say I liked her for like a year.

 

[Snyder]

me and my friend were putting things away in a the lab in the science room and we were by ourselves. i had a handful of dice and i told him to shove them up his ass. he said ok and started to take his pants off, as a joke. he had em down at his knees when the FUCKING TEACHER WALKS IN. now my science teacher thinks me and my friend are gay. FML.

 

[Justin Vogelsberger]

cause you are^

 

[Snyder]

thanks. i appreciate that.

 

[risser]

me and my friend were putting things away in a the lab in the science room and we were by ourselves. i had a handful of dice and i told him to shove them up his ass. he said ok and started to take his pants off, as a joke. he had em down at his knees when the FUCKING TEACHER WALKS IN. now my science teacher thinks me and my friend are gay. FML.

HOLY FUCK SAME, I got a detention last year when I was messin with my friend & at one point it looked like I was givin him a lap dance & then the teacher walked in hahahah my teacher thought we were gay too hahahahaha

 

[Mickey G.]

Ninja, are you IrideESmetalcore on youtube? Because that fall wasn't too bad

an FML was when I got called into the school office with an oz in my backback

I'm Irideesmetalcore haha.
And ya, it was pretty damn bad.

 

[KNOX LOCAL]

Nooo I liked her, i have liked her forever. i just didn't think she liked me like that.

EDIT: In main post i forgot to say I liked her for like a year.

i feel sorry for you, that would've sucked so bad.