tuurllletttt

qwxor

I got myself banned.
things that sprayed perfume, just like the romans did to get rid of the dead body smell in the coliseum, but compare my poop to the dead bodys

i would like a big coliseum around me, one that sits 300,000+ people.

i would like my own emporer to determine whether my poop passes or not

and i'd like a toilet so that i can poop and make all this possible
 

DMazz

Steel Member
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! my dream bathroom would be an all white room with a gold toliet that wipes your own ass... i know some guy prolly has that shit already
 

Steezeman

Administrator
Burn!

Mine would have one of those toilets that cleans your butthole, maybe. I dunno if I'd be too weirded out by that. Also, hella books to read, like magazines and comic books and every set of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader there is.
 

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
Alex Steezeman said:
Burn!

Mine would have one of those toilets that cleans your butthole, maybe. I dunno if I'd be too weirded out by that. Also, hella books to read, like magazines and comic books and every set of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader there is.
YES, those are amazing.

i'd have the mirror face the toilet, and then the mirror would flip over so that it would be a tv screen, and then a loop of my favorite videos would show when i'm taking a crap.
 

team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
Alex Steezeman said:
Burn!

Mine would have one of those toilets that cleans your butthole, maybe. I dunno if I'd be too weirded out by that. Also, hella books to read, like magazines and comic books and every set of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader there is.
its called a biged (sp?) dont ask how i know haha
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
Nick Darger 951 said:
Alex Steezeman said:
Burn!

Mine would have one of those toilets that cleans your butthole, maybe. I dunno if I'd be too weirded out by that. Also, hella books to read, like magazines and comic books and every set of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader there is.
its called a biged (sp?) dont ask how i know haha
bidets
 

Jdbug_rob

Steel Member
something that i can ride while showering. like a half pipe in a giant shower, but the halfpipe is made of special wood that cant rot or get slippy.
 

JDBen

BST Moderator
Staff member
..Rob..F.. said:
something that i can ride while showering. like a half pipe in a giant shower, but the halfpipe is made of special wood that cant rot or get slippy.

probably rubber would be a better idea,more grippy :p

or maybe sponges or bars of soap for wheels :D
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
i like chris's.
i would like one with a bidet or whatever cause there all over in eourpe and they own my chode.
and a huge shower that includes babes to wash me up :D
hahaha that was gay
 

Sshields32

Steel Member
Im really surprised this thread went anywhere.

i want a bathroom thats just one big shower. with a toilet in it. so i could poo while i was showering.
 
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