What do you hear?

Well, every time I go to the park I always hear somebody ask me really stupid questions. Such as " zomggg! Is that skateboard grip tape on a scooter??!! Is that even possible?!" and another..."ohhh yeah man if I break your scooter I'll get ya a new one, I got a razor at my house".lol. So what are some stupid things people ask/say to you? (about scooters)
 

Anthony_Q

I got myself banned.
ZOMG ARE THOSE PEGS ON A FUCKING SCOOTER??? FUCKING LEGIT
DUDE WTF DID THAT DUDE JUST FLAIR WHIP?????
umm
ZOMG DID YOU JUST FOOTJAM? WTFFFFF THAT FORK IS SO TINY SHITS LIKE IMPOSSIBLE.
ARE YOU SPONSORED? YOUR FUCKING AMAZING DUDE DO THAT 180 BARSPIN AGAIN.
OMG WTF DID YOU JUST BARSPIN WITHOUT LETTING GO OF THE BARS???
IS THAT A RAZOR?
HOW MUCH DID THAT COST? (kinda a legit question though)
DUDE ZOMG WHY IS IT SO HEAVY? SHIT LEGIT WEIGHS MORE THAN MY BIKE (i get this alottt)
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RIDING?
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN TO (insert easy ass trick here)???
YOU KNOW TERRY PRICE? DUDES SO SICK ON A SCOOTER.
CAN YOU PLEASE GTFO OF THE PARK WITH THAT SCOOTER (lol no)

those are just questions i hear almost every time i ride

oh and to rob
ARE YOU SPONSORED? OMG YOU'RE ROB? CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH????????????
 

ExistBMX

Member
I get asked if i know mckeen alot, since I live in the area he grew up in, also people ask me 24/7 if I can tailwhip, its fucking annoying, of course I can whip
 

ConnorD

Steel Member
"did that grip tape come on there?" "how did you put it on a scooter?" "is that skateboard griptape?" (I GET THIS FROM SKATEBOARDERS. LIKE HOLY CRAP FAIL HAHAHAHA)
 

DJ Lee

Steel Member
liek mee haha, and there like, DOOOD WHY DOESNT UR SCOOTER FOLD! THATS RUHTARDED.
and, OMG HOW DO U DROPP IN WITH THAT, ITS ON 2 WHEELZ.????
also DUDE HOW DO U 5050 THAT MAYUUN, (then i bust a secksey one) ... arf arf arf arf etc.
 

parrish

Administrator
Staff member
WHAAAA? THEY HAVZZZ PRO SK00T3R3RS?!?!?1?!? ZOMGEEZLES WERED YOU GET IT?
oh and my favorite:WATZ THAT BIG PURPLE THUNG ON UR HANDLEZZZ(talking about my scs haha) and a classic, ZOMGGGG PERZZ ON A SK00T3RZZ?OMGEEZLES!!1!
 

risser

Member
when I rode 19s everyone would be like "WHY are they soo biiig??" haha, 19s

and one time I told a heroin addict who was skating I was sponsored by McDonalds and he believed me.
 

koring

Bronze member
one time a biker looked at my hot glued pro and hot glued yak and asked me how the hell did i get cement in my spokes

also people look at my t bars and ask me if there inwards when they have the inward sticker right on the bars
 

Zach!

Steel Member
omg are those bike wheels on a scooter those are amazing spokes?
holy shit are those bike grips and skateboard grip tape on your scooter?
can you tailwhip?
are you sponsered?
how can you hang five like that and not fall and break your teeth?
 
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