What to do in case of an emergency in the year 2003.

[qwxor]

http://www.quantumlounge.com/data/terror/what_to_do.htm

 

[Andy Rhode]

Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

lmfao wtf

 

[Jordan Jasa]

sooo great chris ahahhaa.

 

[Tylerr.]

hahahahahahahha

 

[Aaron]

Wow, just...wow.
That was so good.
Haha.

 

[smiles]

lol i just saw this on another forum

 

[ErikHoward]

haha at the first one

 

[Jarryd M]

Hahaha these are great

 

[ScooterCaleb]

HAHAHA funny

 

[redline582]

hahahaha thats hell good.

 

[felinaferoz]

epic win chris.

 

[Taylor Mefford]

Yeah these all made me laugh a lot.

 

[domd]

hahah best one

1. Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

i laughed the whole way through that, thats great

 

[Chandler Olsen]

lol. that whole thing is great.

 

[scootcb]

l0l soo funny... that bl0w J0b one is helarious.

 

[Tommy Napolitan]

funny as fuck

 

[briflip]

# If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

 

[Steve Moore]

lmao d00d, that was great.

 

[dezbert]

epic win chris.