Funny skatepark stories.
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Bear Grylls
M3MB3R
i could write in this thread FOREVER. dam.
Me and The Christian Ewing have had some funny ass times hahahahaha
Me and The Christian Ewing have had some funny ass times hahahahaha
you know how the bottom of lighters look like you can unscrew it or something? well this kid was messing with one and the thing flew off and all the lighter fluid squirted in this kids face and at first it was like freezing then it started burning and he was flipping out hahahaha
michaelchavez
Steel Member
today some like 6 year old got pissed off so he socked this kid in the face and bit this other kid's leg, so then he was screaming cuz he got kicked out
skullrider
Member
One of my friends (15) got in a fight with a black kid(14ish) black ki calls his dad and his dad come and beats the shit out of my friend. One of my other friends got it all on film and the cops have his camera, I'll post a link to the video once we put it up
TheObserver
Steel Member
I was at the skatepark, which is ontop of a hill, and this guy I know was doing flyout bri's by the edge of a park, right next to this like hundred yard drop, and while he was doing one his grips broke and he threw his scooter alll the way down this like hugggee drop haha
ConnorD
Steel Member
There was this kid at my local about my age, on a bmx. He was pretty terrible, too. He was making fun of me the whole time I was there so I grabbed his bike, and did a 360 out of a bank. He'd been trying that all day (lol). Then he just shut up. It's so fun to show people up when they do that.
ConnorD
Steel Member
Bennett_J
Steel Member
I saw his junk at least 7 times today, no joke
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Before I left he told me a tatto he was going to get
(Starts with a Line right above his bladder) Reads: Must be This Tall to Ride
1" Below: 3 and Under, Bend em' over!
Kids a freak but I love him haha
Zach!
Steel Member
lols there was this kid at the skatepark one time that would like scatch his penis every time we landed a trick hahaha
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Scratching your dick is no big deal, but when there are like 7 9-11 year olds running around with their parents and he is yelling about "killing niggers, and crip walkin on they dicks" then pulls out his junk and chases their child its a whole different story
edit: he also had cum all over his shorts because he spent the night at his girlfriends house but she doesn't like to swallow so she used him shorts as a napkin, he also contracted Syphilis recently from screwing in a dumpster... He doesnt even skate lol
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Just started freshman year at a local school haha, the kids who come to my local fall into two categories:
1: Skate, and go hard
2: Don't skate/own board, come to smoke, drink, and run around on the ramps
He was type 2