Funny skatepark stories.
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michaelchavez
Steel Member
one time i did a late tailwhip
MartinRowlands
Bronze member
Too many have happened aha. But the other day this kid stole all of this kid's cookies and started having a cookie fight lol.
Bear Grylls
M3MB3R
funniest shit i have ever seen in my life, he would get so excited and just start stroking his dick
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Well I must say today was quite the interesting day...
I showed up to find some scooterfags there, we rode and played scoot, it was lollipops and sunshine, they left.
Next thing I know basically every local rider is chilling with me and we are playing skate/Skoot with eachother (whips=flips, spins=spin, Barspin=shove ect...) and we are playing stack it
Day couldn't get better right?
A 40 some year old man with balding hair and a greasy ass pony tail comes up in his underwear and is just cruising, his parents drove him there and are waiting for him with their dog... (we were all odded out) then he comes over and trys talking to us telling us to steal, and starts hitting on one of the younger skaters, his parents come over and make him leave. As they were pulling out the skaters and I were yelling "don't rape us" and shit... Madd funny, then a mom walked over and asked us what he said and I told her "Don't really know, but he was on some good ass crack!" she laughed and said "if the FBI comes and asks about missing kids I have a picture of him" and we all were cracking up.
Then at the end of the day some asshole was snaking me and calling me a butt fucking ------, before I could do shit some of the local skaters (both older (20+) and younger) got up in his shit and he left
I <3 my park
Edit: Forgot to add, some older dudes begged me until I let them film a double whip, 270 downside on the hip, and some other smaller shit haha
I showed up to find some scooterfags there, we rode and played scoot, it was lollipops and sunshine, they left.
Next thing I know basically every local rider is chilling with me and we are playing skate/Skoot with eachother (whips=flips, spins=spin, Barspin=shove ect...) and we are playing stack it
Day couldn't get better right?
A 40 some year old man with balding hair and a greasy ass pony tail comes up in his underwear and is just cruising, his parents drove him there and are waiting for him with their dog... (we were all odded out) then he comes over and trys talking to us telling us to steal, and starts hitting on one of the younger skaters, his parents come over and make him leave. As they were pulling out the skaters and I were yelling "don't rape us" and shit... Madd funny, then a mom walked over and asked us what he said and I told her "Don't really know, but he was on some good ass crack!" she laughed and said "if the FBI comes and asks about missing kids I have a picture of him" and we all were cracking up.
Then at the end of the day some asshole was snaking me and calling me a butt fucking ------, before I could do shit some of the local skaters (both older (20+) and younger) got up in his shit and he left
I <3 my park
Edit: Forgot to add, some older dudes begged me until I let them film a double whip, 270 downside on the hip, and some other smaller shit haha
michaelchavez
Steel Member
today some guys on bikes were doin a funny train so i was sitting on a rail and the last guy motorwhipped and his tire hit me i was laughing
Andrew Young
Member
Bennett I find some of those hard to believe.
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Ill start filming them... Would that suffice?
Andrew Young
Member
dude that would be great
jake bradley
Member
hahahahahahahhahaha that arabian kid,,. that shit was comedy. he had a raging bonerajj@huuuuhhh
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Yessir, Ills start tomorrow
morgan_bvrns
Steel Member
Alright, so I got a good one from yesterday.
So we had these low and high boxes set up in a way where we were doing feeble to hop-up to smiths and ----- and we were generally having a damn good time. So, not 5 minutes into having this setup and riding really good and getting ready to film, 8 skaters come over and start talking shit about how we took all the boxes that they were riding and just started dragging them away. Needless to say, I flipped absolute shit. They started trying to grab me and my friend's scoots and throw them, so we tried to get their boards and shit. Didn't really work out. All of a sudden some scooter kid who I've never met before comes over and whips out a pair of fucking knuckle dusters and tells the skaters to fuck off. They said "Fuck you" and took the boxes anyway. So they're riding a line using a manny pad and these boxes that they took, and to piss them off further, I took a big chunk of wax and melted it all over the manny pad, with the excuse of "I'm trying to do front lips and need to get my back wheel to slip out."
They didn't buy it at all. They started "accidentally" hitting me in the legs with their boards, and generally just snaking and getting in the way every time any of us tried to hit something. Finally, while we were taking a rest in the shade, a couple of them went to go get in their cars and leave, and one of my Napoleon complex friends just stands up and screams "Goodbye, ------s!" So much for leaving. They come back over, grab his scoot, and throw it over the fence and down a hill, and tell us that they're coming back with some of their friends. We called the police and reported their license plate number, and then left. We passed them pulled over on the side of the road on the way home.
So we had these low and high boxes set up in a way where we were doing feeble to hop-up to smiths and ----- and we were generally having a damn good time. So, not 5 minutes into having this setup and riding really good and getting ready to film, 8 skaters come over and start talking shit about how we took all the boxes that they were riding and just started dragging them away. Needless to say, I flipped absolute shit. They started trying to grab me and my friend's scoots and throw them, so we tried to get their boards and shit. Didn't really work out. All of a sudden some scooter kid who I've never met before comes over and whips out a pair of fucking knuckle dusters and tells the skaters to fuck off. They said "Fuck you" and took the boxes anyway. So they're riding a line using a manny pad and these boxes that they took, and to piss them off further, I took a big chunk of wax and melted it all over the manny pad, with the excuse of "I'm trying to do front lips and need to get my back wheel to slip out."
They didn't buy it at all. They started "accidentally" hitting me in the legs with their boards, and generally just snaking and getting in the way every time any of us tried to hit something. Finally, while we were taking a rest in the shade, a couple of them went to go get in their cars and leave, and one of my Napoleon complex friends just stands up and screams "Goodbye, ------s!" So much for leaving. They come back over, grab his scoot, and throw it over the fence and down a hill, and tell us that they're coming back with some of their friends. We called the police and reported their license plate number, and then left. We passed them pulled over on the side of the road on the way home.
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Two interesting things today:
1: Little kid fell into the bowl and broke his skull or some----- the fire dpt came with a massive truck, fire marshal and ambulance for one kid lol
2: Some kid said something to a punjabi on my back up scoot and I was up in his face as a joke like "we going to have a problem, you talkin shit to my boy" then I pulled out my knife (unopened) and the little twat said "Stab me and ill beat your ass"
Lolz
SammyT was there for both of those
1: Little kid fell into the bowl and broke his skull or some----- the fire dpt came with a massive truck, fire marshal and ambulance for one kid lol
2: Some kid said something to a punjabi on my back up scoot and I was up in his face as a joke like "we going to have a problem, you talkin shit to my boy" then I pulled out my knife (unopened) and the little twat said "Stab me and ill beat your ass"
Lolz
SammyT was there for both of those