You: 'Sup mango?
Stranger: Yarrrr, matey!
You: sep, blackbeard
Stranger: I'm just an ol' buccaneer who must batten down the hatches, gettin' stormy arrrr
You: nice, cap'n crunch
You: hows the winds today?
Stranger: Mighty tough, just makin' sure me cutlass is sharp enough to...