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AX3D

Member
my new favourite passtime : fuccking with jamie bowie.

Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:04 PM):
imagine if you had 3 hands. like seriously think about it
the jacking off possibilitys are like, enhanced by one third
which reminds me, have you ever seen my wank muscule?
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:05 PM):
i bet its small?
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:05 PM):
no like
my wank musscle is seriously massive
but it was from scooters
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:06 PM):
hold on ill draw a graph
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:06 PM):
ok
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come writes:

Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:06 PM):
note: see how it peakes and then dies back down?
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:07 PM):
yep
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:07 PM):
...
i had a follow up joke but i forgot it
fuck
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:07 PM):

</3
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:07 PM):
oh wells omethign funny happens
just use your imagination
or find out yourself,
i DONT KNOOOOOOOOOW ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:07 PM):
I think derek just failed?
yep.
he did
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:07 PM):
my life is a failure
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:07 PM):

Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:08 PM):
but the definition of failure is objective
so therefore the sucessive nature of failure is non-existant
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:08 PM):
touche'
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:09 PM):
hence failure is an idea created by the mass media to keep the middle class worried that they dont become the lower class, despite the fact the lower class is near non-existant - so that the higher class can keep on gettin' richer and richer.
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:09 PM):
k
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:10 PM):
super- left wing batshit crazy conspiricy theories ftw.
Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says (7:10 PM):
precisely
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says (7:12 PM):
elementry my dear watson.






there was a graph in there somewhere with a correlation between wank musle and amount of time riding a scooter. but anyhow.
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

Member
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says:
*imagine if you had 3 hands. like seriously think about it
*the jacking off possibilitys are like, enhanced by one third
*which reminds me, have you ever seen my wank muscule?
(R) Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says:
*i bet its small?
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says:
*no like
*my wank musscle is seriously massive
*but it was from scooters
*hold on ill draw a graph
(R) Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says:
*ok
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come writes:
(GRAPH)
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says:
*note: see how it peakes and then dies back down?
(R) Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says:
*yep
Derek.. nofx&badreligion, buying tix SOOON, tell me if you want to come says:
*...
*i had a follow up joke but i forgot it
*fuck
(R) Jamie.BoweâË?®âË?®âË?® ilyEmmma<3 Ballina Shredsss. says:
*:O
*</3
 
J

James Scown

Steel Member
lololol never take it down
supples me with laughter for about 30 seconds.
then i dont watch it again for a while
theni end up watching it again a month later and laugh for about 31 seconds. then i dont watch it again for a while
and then i end up watching it again another month and a bit later, and i cant stop laughing for about 37 seconds.
loops around
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
Procrastination, a similar experience to masturbation.
Feels good while you're doing it, but afterwards you realise you just fucked yourself.
 
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