Andreas Von Tiesenhausen

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mat said:
your name is almost as big as my dick
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yeah, name size has been proven through various scientific studies to have a direct correlation with dick size. Unfortunately this doesn't work if you change your name, sorry asians.
 
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Jordan said:
good god.

what ancestry are you?
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Well my dad's side of the family is German I guess (well they started off in Germany, but moved out to places like estonia and latvia as of a few generations back, but I still have a few relatives in Germany), and my mom's side of the family is Czech. Then I have a whole bunch of random stuff, like I'm 1/8th Russian, or 1/16th italian or something, it's fucked up.
 
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Logan Bradley said:
Conor Davidson said:
mat said:
your name is almost as big as my dick
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I'm sorry to hear that.

Andreas Hans-Heinrich Graf von Tiesenhausen

That measures a little less than 3 inches on my screen.
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hahahahahahahahahahahah
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I lol'd.




And Margaret, scholars maintain that the reason for my name's length has been lost in translation many, many eons ago...


nah, it's because back in the 14th or 15th century (which is as far back as I can trace my family history pretty much), everybody living in a town had the last name "von *insert name of town here*" and I guess the town that my ancestors came from was Tiesenhausen, so I guess my last name if you translate it literally is "from the houses of Tiesen".
 
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Margaret said:
oh, i also ment the rest of your names.
what are they for.
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Oh. Well, Hans-Heinrich is german for henry, so it's just my middle name, and Graf is more of a title than a name, sort of like the von part of my last name.
 
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Tommy Napolitan said:
DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!
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