Annoying Adult Need Help!!

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Chandler Hab

Bronze member
This guy keeps on pulling up to me when im scootering outside my house. He said i have been ding dong ditching his house when 1. i dont know who he is. 2. I dont ding dong ditch 3. I dont even know where he lives! And heres when it gets good! The next time someone ding dong ditches this freaks house, hes sending the police to my house! What do i do? Ive told him as much as i can about me not knowing where he lives and stuff. anyone?
 
Rob.

Rob.

Admin
Staff member
Tell the police he's an idiotic twat that has no physical proof that you did it?
 
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dre

Member
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



edit: now that I am done shitting my pants laughing at how hilarious that story was, I don't know man, either he's a) fucked in the head, b) just messing with you for kicks, or c) he's a child molester, which I guess falls under category a) but whatever..
 
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jonnyq

Member
Play his game. ya dig?

when the cops go to your house tell them that you dont know were he lives and he is constantly harassing you. then request a polygraph test(you probably wont get it) it makes you look that much more truthful. dont say things like " i swear to God" it makes you look nervus. ummm yep thats it.. file a restaining order if he keeps on
 
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Big L

Steel Member
Why dont you just get it over with and say

"YES i fucking knocked on your god damn door and walked away WOOPTY FUCKING DOO, put me in jail cunt"

Really? like if he called the cops and told them some kid kid that he wasn't sure of, has been knocking on his door and running away, what do you think there going to do? seriously they wont fucking rush to your home and arrest you.
 
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seankane

Member
sounds creepy as hell.

if the dude does it again tell him to fuck off. if he keeps going on about it, tell him you're going to call the cops since he's probablya child molester. if he still keeps going, call the cops.
 
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scootcb

Member
just flat out say "get the --- off my property you old mutha ---ing queer. or ill tailwhip yo ---" (sorry bout all the bad words..(im a naughty boy..maybe the old queer has to come give me a spankin')) but yeah. sorry and do it.
 
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Big L

Steel Member
You guys are all idiots, let him call the cops and see there reaction when he shows the cops what evidence he has
 
Dustin Nooner

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
get in his face and yelltell him this "LOOK YOU GOD DAMN CHILD MOLESTER NEXT TIME YOU COME TO ME! IM CALLING THE COPS FOR HARRASMENT SO IF U WANNA SPEND 25 TO LIFE FOR THIS COMEBACK IFNOT THEN FUCKING LEAVEYOU PEICE OF SHIT PEDOPHILE!" lol <33333
 
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