Anti-Jokes

[ConnorD]

^ that one wasn't funny....
I'm going to hell for laughing at these hahaha

 

[DJ Lee]

ehh i tried,
lol i got one,

yo mamma so old,

she might die soon

 

[spencer cunningham]

i dont get it

 

[planoscooters27]

what did grandma get timmy for christmas? nothing she died on thanksgiving

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

whats red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what do you call a man with no arms and legs that is rolling around on your doorstep? what ever his name happens to be

is this the krusty krab? no its patrick

 

[colemanhebert]

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

 

[Patscooters]

Yo momma's soo fat that she has a high cholesteral and a better chance of developing heart problems in the future
Yo momma is so fat that her and her doctor have discussed a balanced diet and weight loss exercise plan
Yo momma is so black that she originated from parts of africa that are close to the equator
Yo momma is so fat that she eats more than an average person and gets little to no exercise
Yo momma is so dirty that she doesn't shower and at times smells pretty bad
Yo momma is such a slut that she has sexual relations very often with various people

 

[ryanlikespogo]

bump this is funny, lrt keep this going

 

[R-Dubya]

You're so gay, you often have consensual sex with others of the same gender and enjoy it.

 

[Grant Schofield]

lol

 

[kyle.]

what did billy get for his birthday? a broken arm and a black eye because hes dads abusive and his moms a drunk

 

[Bennett_J]

You're so gay, you often have consensual sex with others of the same gender and enjoy it.

Why did little timmy's stomach hurt?

He hasn't eaten in 2 weeks because his parents are meth addicts

Good?

 

[Jon.]

eh subtract meth addicts add left him in dumpster

 

[Bennett_J]

eh subtract meth addicts add left him in dumpster

Will do Admiral!

 

[aussiechriz]

Why do black people breathe thru there nose ? It is one of two ways people breathe

 

[Ham.]

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot

dont know if this has been posted but it is hilarious

 

[.Gerrit]

What do you call a woman in the kitchen?

Hungry.

 

[Ham.]

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor
why did the little boy drop his ice cream? it slipped out of his hands

 

[Buttered Bread]

harrison those ones suck

 

[michaelchavez]

why are giraffes' necks so long? so they can eat leaves from high trees
why is my mom so old? she was born in 1961

 

[Victor C.]

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

i was having a drink, and i spat it all out i was laughing so hard