Scooter flatlanding?
He rose to occupy the World Number Five slot in his second Competition and in only his third set a World Record so Colossal that he attained Rebirth and became the first Scootlin Monk, selecting his new, scootlin-name and submitting it to FISBA for official approval.
Is this a fucking religion or something?
The Founding Parents are gathered to mark the anniversary of the birth of Mr Timothy Lawrence. They start to experiment with the Scooter as a form of entertaining diversion, Screeping around plant pots on the Balcony of Dreams. Suddenly, Mr Timothy Lawrence begins to Balance upon the Scooter*. The rest is the History Of Scoot-Bal.
Rofl at this whole paragraph.