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Chris_Bartnicki

Steel Member
I know that some people have troubles in there life, and they need someone to guide them in the right direction. so if u need advice let me know and ill do my best to answer you and point u in he right direction.

ill get on this thread as much as i can and i feel that this could be a great way to help people
 

Corey

Member
how can i get piercings all over my body and still be well known in the scootering world...and why are kfc stackers so good...?
 

Tommy Napolitan

Errrhhmmmm
okay so lets say your at this party and this banging ass chick walks up and is all over you. you guys go into a room when it hits you, you got the runs hardcore. you dont wanna walk out and go to the bathroom cause she is literally all over you. what do you do? man up and try and hold it in while theres a potential to lose control do to sexual stimulations or do you just go to the bathroom and hope shes still there?

please help me god forbid this ever happens to me!
 

Corey

Member
Tommy Napolitan said:
okay so lets say your at this party and this banging ass chick walks up and is all over you. you guys go into a room when it hits you, you got the runs hardcore. you dont wanna walk out and go to the bathroom cause she is literally all over you. what do you do? man up and try and hold it in while theres a potential to lose control do to sexual stimulations or do you just go to the bathroom and hope shes still there?

please help me god forbid this ever happens to me!

i know this isnt MY thread, but thats happened to me lol
i lucked out in the fact that it was my gf at the time
and knew how to get her off really quick. so id get her to
go right fast and then get my nut and then go to the bathroom ahah.
 

Chris_Bartnicki

Steel Member
Nate Grant said:
i have a very deep question

when will the whip scooters grips be released :)

The whip scooters grips with be released after the next printing of Whip Scooters shirts are printed.

and the next printing of Whip Scooters SHOULD be released very shortly. i am currently waiting on a small loan.

Corey Winard said:
how can i get piercings all over my body and still be well known in the scootering world...and why are kfc stackers so good...?

Well corey, this is a good question, and i would advice you to go down to your local piercing studio and ask them for some unique piercings. Make sure u bring a fat stack of cash, most piercings aren't cheap. Once you have these piercings you then take some pictures, post them everywhere (especially myspace), then make a video and make sure your piercings are visible in the video.

Also KFC snackers are good because Colonel Sanders said soo, and if he said so it must be true. (the cheese snackers without letuce are clearly the best)

Tyler Ha1e said:
how do you get rid of the "clap"?

Well, Tyler, im sorry to tell you that i do not know how to get rid of it. Although if u go out and have intercourse with as many girls as you can to spread the clap to them, im pretty sure it will be harder for them to pin point it on you. Just tell them all that THEY gave you the clap and that YOU didn't give it to them, make sure u make them all feel bad.

Tommy Napolitan said:
okay so lets say your at this party and this banging ass chick walks up and is all over you. you guys go into a room when it hits you, you got the runs hardcore. you dont wanna walk out and go to the bathroom cause she is literally all over you. what do you do? man up and try and hold it in while theres a potential to lose control do to sexual stimulations or do you just go to the bathroom and hope shes still there?

please help me god forbid this ever happens to me!

Well im guessing at this "party" you just met this girl, and if thats tru this is how i would handle it. I would also assume that this happened at a party with drinking and that she was also intoxicated. So i was make sure the lights were off, and just go with the flow, and if the flow happens to be the hershey squirts just make sure u get your satisfaction. You never know some chicks are freaks. After u get your satisfaction she what she says, and if she starts to mouth off at you just leave and never talk to her again.
 

Tommy Napolitan

Errrhhmmmm
oh just so everyone knows that was sarcasm but god forbid this does happen chris just gave me the best advice ever thanks d00d!!!!!!!!!!!
 

qwxor

I got myself banned.
how do i get so many pictures of naked girls on my phone like you do

can i be chris bartnicki
 

Chris_Bartnicki

Steel Member
Chris Bendel said:
how do i get so many pictures of naked girls on my phone like you do

can i be chris bartnicki

well im pretty sure that you must have me mistaken. BUT if u want naked pictures of girls on your phone i would suggest that u become outgoing and start asking nicely for them to send you pictures that some some "skin" in them

i currently have a gf and im pretty sure i dont have any naked pictures at all on my phone currently

and no im sorry, the world is to small to handle more then one Chris Bartnicki

Alex Steezeman said:
Why is it that women are still allowed to drive?

Very good question... I'm pretty sure that in the United States of America they passed laws that state women have the same rights as men. Now i dont really understand that because they have babys. Now cars are very dangerous, and do u think its safe for women to drive when they are the only way to keep the human species alive! If it wasn't for women you wouldnt be here right now. I dont think its safe to have such precious women driving cars today, without them humans would die off.

Hmm, i wonder if thats how the dinosaurs died. The female dinosaurs were able to drive and they all died leaving noone left for the male dinosaurs to mate with to reproduce
 

bryant_w

Bronze member
Ight Ive always wondered this... If you were born in New Mexico does that make you a mexican?? If so, will you need a green card or are New Mexican's just better than Old Mexican's and don't need green cards??!?!
 

Chris_Bartnicki

Steel Member
bryant_w said:
Ight Ive always wondered this... If you were born in New Mexico does that make you a mexican?? If so, will you need a green card or are New Mexican's just better than Old Mexican's and don't need green cards??!?!

Well since you were born in New Mexico, im pretty sure that makes you a NEW mexican. Since NEW mexicans are considered United States citizens im 99.9% sure that you do not need a green card.
 

bryant_w

Bronze member
Chris_Bartnicki said:
bryant_w said:
Ight Ive always wondered this... If you were born in New Mexico does that make you a mexican?? If so, will you need a green card or are New Mexican's just better than Old Mexican's and don't need green cards??!?!

Well since you were born in New Mexico, im pretty sure that makes you a NEW mexican. Since NEW mexicans are considered United States citizens im 99.9% sure that you do not need a green card.

wow... never looked at it that way... wow
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
were you being serious about the whip shirts? haha

oh and why has kenny owens had the voice of a pedifile since he was 2?
 

Chris_Bartnicki

Steel Member
Tyler Wheeland. said:
were you being serious about the whip shirts? haha

oh and why has kenny owens had the voice of a pedifile since he was 2?

I was being dead serious about the Whip Scooters shirts

and also im pretty sure this is an advice thread not a ask a very immature question thread. it would be nice if u refrain from asking such immature questions. like seriously did u feel it nessacary to ask that??

the RULES said:
1. Respect ALL other riders, new or old, motorized or kick, number of wheels is irrelevant.
im pretty sure this was directly targeting someone else. read the rules, study the rules, love the rules
 
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