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Steezeman

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Also, how much would wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Also also, what's a woodchuck? Isn't it just a beaver?
 

mat

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chris, is an electron a particle or a wave?
 

Chris_Bartnicki

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Chris_Bartnicki

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mat said:
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chris, is an electron a particle or a wave?

umm im sorry but this is a very unclear question

radiumeyes said:
If life hands me lemons, what should I make with it?

Well, if you were Andy Milonakis you would make beef stew
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
I think I'm moving away for college this semester. How do i make my friends not mad at me Chris?

I don't scooter like at all anymore, how do i make it fun again?
 

Chris_Bartnicki

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Brian Boston said:
I think I'm moving away for college this semester. How do i make my friends not mad at me Chris?

I don't scooter like at all anymore, how do i make it fun again?

Well just assure your friends that everything will be ok. Make sure they all have a way to contact you and know that you'll always be there for them if they need.

and im sorry I dont have an answer for the second one. because i experienced the same thing. !sad

if you have an answer to this question shoot me an email at lifeclothing@gmail.com

DO NOT reply to this in this thread PM's or email only

radiumeyes said:
What if I don't happen to be said person?

Hmmm, maybe try something along the lines of lemonade, lemon pie? You know something that involves lemons in it...
 
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Don't wuss out on answering this one...it's serious.
 

Chris_Bartnicki

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Conor Davidson said:
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Don't wuss out on answering this one...it's serious.

Yes, it does make a sound. Sounds are vibrations and if a tree falls there are vibrations.

SteveM said:
Why is the world round?

The world isn't round. It's ellipsoidal

Brian Boston said:
When i take Viagra, everything turns purple. What do i do?

Well idk about the purple problem, but i think theres a disclaimer that states is you stay hard for longer then 4 hours you have to go to a doctor. I'm pretty sure that turning purple is worse then being hard... so i would go see a doctor.

Conor Davidson said:
Sirloin Steak. Yea, that's a question.

Well i take it that you have a sirloin steak and dont know what to do with it. What i would do is have it cooked up with this lovely reciepe http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Sirloin-Steak-with-Garlic-Butter/Detail.aspx

Once cooked i would then put it on a plate and use both a fork and knife to place it in your mouth. Once in your mouth chew, shallow, then repeat

scootsteve said:
why did you come back to sr after a fairly long break

also , do you ship to the uk with those whip shirts?

I never really left i just never posted on here anymore. I became a lurker.

Whip Scooters most likely will not ship internationally

..Rob..F.. said:
if i hate everything, everyone and everywhere. is there a point in me living?

I'm sure there are people that care about you and would be very upset if you died.

i would take a look at this website, maybe they can give u some positive encouragement.

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/?gclid=CI7T1baigpcCFQNvHgodGVdKYQ

Tommy Napolitan said:
When are we gonna ride in Myrtle Beach?

Well, i dont ride anymore... also im in Indiana, PA at college. So im not sure...

farmboy UK said:
Can I stay at your house next summer

I dont know where im gonna be living next summer yet but i dont see it being a problem

Pete Pachota said:
Where do edit vids?

How do you do awesome fronflips? Press the brake or what?

Umm I dont know "where do edit vids?"

Awesome frontflips are achieved with practice. What would u consider an "awesome" frontflip and ill explain how they are done to the best of my ability
 
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