Ask For Chris Bartnicki's Advice

[Chris_Bartnicki]

holy crap i'm scared
why is the sky blue?

The sky is blue because society wants you to think its blue.

But the real question is, what is blue?

 

[Stevenson]

ok answer me what is blue. and why is murphy so gangsta?

 

[Brian Murphy]

chris bartnicki do you really know how much i love you

No sir

im guessing like this much?

.....alot

 

[CJ Treihart]

why do black people hate white people

 

[Jake_H]

Chris, you know those old jews with the cowboy hats? How do we eliminate them? You know, me being a jew and all.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Ok here is a serious one.............. Ok every guy can agree women bitch at the stupidest things and get mad at everything and claim us guys to be "lazy, messy, and gross." Well why do they bitch at us guys so much when we gave them their rights? Is this where the pimp hand comes in to play or should i spray her with the hose?

 

[skooterkid]

why do black people hate white people

because white people hate black people!

 

[Jon Reyes]

how do you do a whip to nose manual?

and where would be the best place to try it?

 

[redline582]

Chris, it says in the little title thing that you flipped a 10 stair?
did you really? if there is footage of it i would like to see it.

It was the ramp at the Brooklyn Banks jam up the 10 set...

ohhhhhhhhh ok.

 

[CJ Treihart]

why do black people hate white people

because white people hate black people!

k then then why do white people hate black people

 

[Joe Riley]

why do people suck up to murphy so much?

 

[Chris_Bartnicki]

ok answer me what is blue. and why is murphy so gangsta?

Blue is a "color"

This is why Murphy is gangsta

when im not shreding the gnar. i am relaxing

chris bartnicki do you really know how much i love you

No sir

im guessing like this much?

.....alot

awww Murphy i love you too. (no homo)

why do black people hate white people

why do black people hate white people

because white people hate black people!

why do black people hate white people

because white people hate black people!

k then then why do white people hate black people

I say we leave this racist garbage out of my thread

A.R.A.

Anti-Racist Action windbreaker

Chris, you know those old jews with the cowboy hats? How do we eliminate them? You know, me being a jew and all.

Im not sure, ill let you ask my Mom the next time we right out to Philly through Lakewood again.

Possibly though, bug spray, you know the kind for wasps and bees, since Lakewood is a "honeycomb" of jews

Ok here is a serious one.............. Ok every guy can agree women bitch at the stupidest things and get mad at everything and claim us guys to be "lazy, messy, and gross." Well why do they bitch at us guys so much when we gave them their rights? Is this where the pimp hand comes in to play or should i spray her with the hose?

Ive never had a problem being called "lazy, messy, and gross" and girls def aren't bitching at me. Maybe its all in how u approach them. So what i would do if be nice to them and they will return the favor, if you know what i mean !lol

how do you do a whip to nose manual?

and where would be the best place to try it?

I would try this at Throggs Neck on that manual pad, and go about it like u do everything. Commit and stop bitching. Do your whip, catch it with your feet in the position for a nose manual, land in a nose manual, balance, dont fall, land it, ride away

why do people suck up to murphy so much?

Who sucks up to Murphy? Sounds like you might be jealous there not "sucking up" to you.

 

[Joe Riley]

no man, every thread i looked in the other day pretty much had someone sucking up to murphy. but then again, i didnt look at many threads.

 

[CJ Treihart]

if i get i tat in my mouth will it hurt

 

[jonnyq]

if i get i tat in my mouth will it hurt

.... you my friend.... are a homo

no man, every thread i looked in the other day pretty much had someone sucking up to murphy. but then again, i didnt look at many threads.

why do you always have to repeat everything someone says. ie: you start telling people to stop sucking up to murphy after someone else says it. be yourself and stop being a little parrot that copies everyone

 

[skooterkid]

Chris, whats the best way to get a girl off your mind?

 

[Chris_Bartnicki]

no man, every thread i looked in the other day pretty much had someone sucking up to murphy. but then again, i didnt look at many threads.

Ummm, idk... i dont really read many threads on here, but I dont suck up to him.

if i get i tat in my mouth will it hurt

It all depends on where in your mouth, from personal experience the inside of my bottom lip was my least painlful tattoo, but then again my toungue was my most painful

if i get i tat in my mouth will it hurt

.... you my friend.... are a homo

no man, every thread i looked in the other day pretty much had someone sucking up to murphy. but then again, i didnt look at many threads.

why do you always have to repeat everything someone says. ie: you start telling people to stop sucking up to murphy after someone else says it. be yourself and stop being a little parrot that copies everyone

Hey you are the f*cking homo here alright.

Thanks for posting in my thread

and just so you know heres a pic of me

Also please leave your thoughts out of my thread. If you would like theres a button that looks like this

and you can click that, thats to start your own thread, once u have your own thread maybe people would like some advice from you. Since they posted in my thread titled "Ask For Chris Bartnicki's Advice" im pretty sure they were looking for my views on things, NOT YOU

Chris, whats the best way to get a girl off your mind?

The best way I have found to get a girl off my mind would be to pick up a hobbie that consumes alot of time. Since your on this forum i take it your ride scooters, start riding more and possibly pick up another time consuming hobby

 

[jonnyq]

i thought he ment "if i get it in my mouth will it hurt" i didnt know he ment tatoo.

mouth tatoos are sick btw

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

How would a young boi like myself scrap money together to buy some good scoot parts. I'm sick of worryin somethings gonna break everytime I whip a set, but I just dont have the money. No I WILL NOT GET SCOOT PARTS FOR CHRISTMAS, mum hates the idea

 

[Stevenson]

why do emo kids hate life?