Awkward hookup stories?

james edixon

Bronze member
umm bump haha. but went to this party thing last night with some friends and one of my friends brought this chick who he expected to bang but the problem was that they have been friends since like the 2nd grade and she did not want to do that so i ended up taking her and hooking up with her...kinda a dick move but i didnt even try haha she came to me :p
 

Jake D

Bronze member
was chilling with a girl and she asked if I wanted a handy j, and naturally i said yes. NEVER AGAIN. i swear to dog this chick didn't know how to tug a dick to save her life, she pulled on it like she was starting a damn lawn mower, and then after 5 minutes of pain/her complaining that her hand hurts she made me jizz all over my shirt. my dick was raw for like 3 days
 
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