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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi there
Stranger: how r u today
Stranger: sweet lady
You: Allright and you?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: brr
You: I like big dicks
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 19
Stranger: from?
You: Maryland
Stranger: cool,
Stranger: 20 italy
Stranger: male
Stranger: nice to meet
Stranger: what is ur name
You: Cyber sex?
You: Kate
Stranger: want to see me on live?
Stranger: have u got msn
You: no
You: cyber on here
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi there
Stranger: how r u today
Stranger: sweet lady
You: Allright and you?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: brr
You: I like big dicks
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 19
Stranger: from?
You: Maryland
Stranger: cool,
Stranger: 20 italy
Stranger: male
Stranger: nice to meet
Stranger: what is ur name
You: Cyber sex?
You: Kate
Stranger: want to see me on live?
Stranger: have u got msn
You: no
You: cyber on here
Stranger: _____________________________________________________
MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE:
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so please, chat with your partner at your own risk.
_____________________________________________________
You: OH GOD
Stranger: what
You: NOOOOO
You: DAD?!
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: Is that really you?
You: yes D:
Stranger: SON I AM SORRY
Stranger: It was only one time!
You: _____________________________________________________
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so please, chat with your partner at your own risk.
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Stranger: Son, I AM DISAPPOINT
You: Alas, you have learned my secret!
Stranger: Awwww yeeeaaaahhh
Stranger: The apple doesnt fall far from the tree
MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE:
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Omegle.com strongly advises against pedophilia and child molestation,
so please, chat with your partner at your own risk.
_____________________________________________________
You: OH GOD
Stranger: what
You: NOOOOO
You: DAD?!
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: Is that really you?
You: yes D:
Stranger: SON I AM SORRY
Stranger: It was only one time!
You: _____________________________________________________
MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE:
Your conversational partner has been flagged as a child predator.
Omegle.com strongly advises against pedophilia and child molestation,
so please, chat with your partner at your own risk.
_____________________________________________________
Stranger: Son, I AM DISAPPOINT
You: Alas, you have learned my secret!
Stranger: Awwww yeeeaaaahhh
Stranger: The apple doesnt fall far from the tree
Matt_Porter
Steel Member
Stranger: umm
You: hey cutie
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what are you
You: what you wearing
Stranger: this can go no further until you tell me what you are
You: i'm what ever you want me to be
You:
Stranger: i want you to stop being retarded
You: hey cutie
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what are you
You: what you wearing
Stranger: this can go no further until you tell me what you are
You: i'm what ever you want me to be
You:
Stranger: i want you to stop being retarded
russian serjey
Member
is it a real person or just computer?
Freddy Cacace
Member
real person.
russian serjey
Member
Stranger: hi'
You: you a virgin?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
Stranger: because I did it
You: wanna do it with me?
Stranger: it depends to who you are?
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: yeah
You: eww never mind bye
You: you a virgin?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
Stranger: because I did it
You: wanna do it with me?
Stranger: it depends to who you are?
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: yeah
You: eww never mind bye
jdmscooter64
Bronze member
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: why all the horniness
Stranger: cuz i ate cinnamon
You: fuck
You: that shit is dank
You: mango?
Stranger: mango!?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I USE OBLITERATE ON YOUR MANGO
You: I WILL STOMP YOUR CNNAMON
Stranger: NO PLEASE
Stranger: I will present you sum nutmeg?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: why all the horniness
Stranger: cuz i ate cinnamon
You: fuck
You: that shit is dank
You: mango?
Stranger: mango!?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I USE OBLITERATE ON YOUR MANGO
You: I WILL STOMP YOUR CNNAMON
Stranger: NO PLEASE
Stranger: I will present you sum nutmeg?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ashz893scootys
Member
lol im on there now i havent had any luck talkin to people though
xxlmonsterrocks
Member
You: I am Pac man jones, want to have Sex?
Stranger: im the exact age as you, im the opposite gender as you and i live in the same city as you
You: Kaye
You: You want to fuck
You: ?
Stranger: i do not.
You: please
You: Ill go all the positions from 69
You: 70
You: 71
You: 72
You: 73
You: 74
You: 75
Stranger: you are to needy
Stranger: heyy
You: Stranger danger!
Stranger: how old n boy or girl
Stranger: wat
You: Are you ag ril or a boy
Stranger: ima girl
Stranger: u
You: WAnt to fuck
You: Im a girl to
Stranger: no
You: I have a glass dildo
Stranger: ewwww
You: 9 inches lonng
You: I can fit it all the way down my throat
Stranger: can we dont talk bout that
Stranger: eww
You: I scooter
Stranger: ;
Stranger: ;
You: I can do a back flip
Stranger: wat
Stranger: o kool
You: I like boys and girls
Stranger: okey??
You: How old are you
You: Strangers scare me
Stranger: how old r u
You: 14
Stranger: im 13
You: thats cool
You: we should poop togeather
Stranger: no
You: 3 way with my dog?
Stranger: how you even get one of you knopw wat when your 14
You: I know
You: I have fucked my dad 3 times all ready
Stranger: wart
Stranger: r u crazy
Stranger: are you lieing
You: No
You: It was a crazy night
You: He has a big dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ìâ?¢Â¼?
You: Fucking cat eaters
Stranger: ëÂÂìâ?¢Â¼
You: And dog eaters
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ëÆ?Âê³Â
You: killing my pets for food
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ëÆ?Âê³Â
You: Ima kill you for food
You: noob
Stranger: ìâ?¹Å?ë°Å?ãâ?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ëÆ?Âê³Â
You: Im going to do a tail whip into your shins
Stranger: ìâ?¢Â±Ã¬Ë?Âìâ??´ì²Ë?ìâ??°ê³ ì§â?¬Ã«Å¾â??ì´ëžË?
You: I hope you die
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ring a fucking ding
You: Want to help me make a 13 foot glass dildo
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: want to help me stay drunk =
You: that weighs 140lbs
Stranger: �¨?
Stranger: my dick ?
Stranger: sure
You: and is full of weed and ecstacy
Stranger: and ..tits ?
You: Poronos
You: And cum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: me and julio go down by the school yard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i remember what that's from
You: Want to help me
You: make a 13ft glass dvd
Stranger: ok
You: that weighs 1670 lbs
You: and is full of drugs and scooter parts
Stranger: aight
You: Then I need to find a cool guy to buy it
You: for 5 dollars
You: or maybe I can smoke it all
You: I liek cats and dogs
Stranger: I liek mudkips.
You: Mud kips shoved his cock in me
You: and I cried
You: =\
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: im the exact age as you, im the opposite gender as you and i live in the same city as you
You: Kaye
You: You want to fuck
You: ?
Stranger: i do not.
You: please
You: Ill go all the positions from 69
You: 70
You: 71
You: 72
You: 73
You: 74
You: 75
Stranger: you are to needy
Stranger: heyy
You: Stranger danger!
Stranger: how old n boy or girl
Stranger: wat
You: Are you ag ril or a boy
Stranger: ima girl
Stranger: u
You: WAnt to fuck
You: Im a girl to
Stranger: no
You: I have a glass dildo
Stranger: ewwww
You: 9 inches lonng
You: I can fit it all the way down my throat
Stranger: can we dont talk bout that
Stranger: eww
You: I scooter
Stranger: ;
Stranger: ;
You: I can do a back flip
Stranger: wat
Stranger: o kool
You: I like boys and girls
Stranger: okey??
You: How old are you
You: Strangers scare me
Stranger: how old r u
You: 14
Stranger: im 13
You: thats cool
You: we should poop togeather
Stranger: no
You: 3 way with my dog?
Stranger: how you even get one of you knopw wat when your 14
You: I know
You: I have fucked my dad 3 times all ready
Stranger: wart
Stranger: r u crazy
Stranger: are you lieing
You: No
You: It was a crazy night
You: He has a big dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ìâ?¢Â¼?
You: Fucking cat eaters
Stranger: ëÂÂìâ?¢Â¼
You: And dog eaters
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ëÆ?Âê³Â
You: killing my pets for food
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ëÆ?Âê³Â
You: Ima kill you for food
You: noob
Stranger: ìâ?¹Å?ë°Å?ãâ?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹Ã£â?¦â?¹
Stranger: ëâ??Ë?ëË?â??구ëÆ?Âê³Â
You: Im going to do a tail whip into your shins
Stranger: ìâ?¢Â±Ã¬Ë?Âìâ??´ì²Ë?ìâ??°ê³ ì§â?¬Ã«Å¾â??ì´ëžË?
You: I hope you die
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ring a fucking ding
You: Want to help me make a 13 foot glass dildo
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: want to help me stay drunk =
You: that weighs 140lbs
Stranger: �¨?
Stranger: my dick ?
Stranger: sure
You: and is full of weed and ecstacy
Stranger: and ..tits ?
You: Poronos
You: And cum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: me and julio go down by the school yard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i remember what that's from
You: Want to help me
You: make a 13ft glass dvd
Stranger: ok
You: that weighs 1670 lbs
You: and is full of drugs and scooter parts
Stranger: aight
You: Then I need to find a cool guy to buy it
You: for 5 dollars
You: or maybe I can smoke it all
You: I liek cats and dogs
Stranger: I liek mudkips.
You: Mud kips shoved his cock in me
You: and I cried
You: =\
Stranger: exactly
scootbaseball
Member
You: hi
Stranger: Hello friend. I'd like to tell you about the healing power of Jesus.
You: what
Stranger: Jeasus
You: what about him?
Stranger: hes watching you
Stranger: when you pee
You: you did what with a pickle?!
Stranger: urination is a sin my friend
You: suck my wholw dick.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: male or female?
You: the middle one
Stranger: Hello friend. I'd like to tell you about the healing power of Jesus.
You: what
Stranger: Jeasus
You: what about him?
Stranger: hes watching you
Stranger: when you pee
You: you did what with a pickle?!
Stranger: urination is a sin my friend
You: suck my wholw dick.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: male or female?
You: the middle one
ashz893scootys
Member
i talked to the abra guy lmfao
scootbaseball
Member
You: hi
Stranger: tralala pouet pouet!
You: god bless you?
Stranger: tralala pouet pouet!
You: god bless you?
Thomas Kananen
Member
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Girl or guy gay or straight
You: girl and straight or gay does not matter
Stranger: True I'm a guy
You: hmm you gay
You: jk
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I'm bi
You: hehe im open minded
Stranger: Haha u know what sucks
You: what
Stranger: I'm at my friends and I'm really horny but can't jerk
You: aww poor poor man i wish i was there for you
Stranger: Haha me too
You: yeah what is your name mine is tess
Stranger: Tony
Stranger: What u into? Like fetishes
You: like i said before im open minded
You: so your bi but what do you mostly prefer
Stranger: Eh idk I love girls bodys but I really like cum
You: spit or swallow
Stranger: Swallow it all
You: mmmm that sounds tasty all over my body
Stranger: Yes it doesss my fetish is freezing a lot of my cum and making icepops and I put them in my ass and I eat them
Stranger: It's amazing
You: ooo i would love to watch it
Stranger: I would love to show u
You: again i wish i was there i am so horny now and i have no vibrator and using my fingers suks
You: i am also a fist deep
Stranger: I would do u so hard omg I wana jerk!
Stranger: I actually wana selfsuck
You: well im a gymnast so i can teach you a little on it but i wanna do anal so hard right now
Stranger: Me tooooo
Stranger: What can you teach me
You: a few of my self taught technics
Stranger: Like?
You: well what does your self sucking thing lack
Stranger: I can't get all the way down
You: either i can do it for you and cum swap or i can help you bend over with my sexy bod
Stranger: Both work for me
You: where do you live
Stranger: New jersey
You: omg same here
Stranger: Where?
You: Hacketts town
Stranger: Ohhh I'm In howell
Stranger: How old?
You: just turned 18
You: you?
Stranger: Oh I'm only 16
Stranger: Don't disconnect
You: HAHAHAHahahaha fag you fucking douche freak im a dude hahaha wow there a freaks in the world i hope you die in a car fire
You: sorry i have anger issues
You: :/
Stranger: Wow u lied the whole time?
You: no im just kidding to see if you were for real
Stranger: Oh ha ok
You have disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: Girl or guy gay or straight
You: girl and straight or gay does not matter
Stranger: True I'm a guy
You: hmm you gay
You: jk
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I'm bi
You: hehe im open minded
Stranger: Haha u know what sucks
You: what
Stranger: I'm at my friends and I'm really horny but can't jerk
You: aww poor poor man i wish i was there for you
Stranger: Haha me too
You: yeah what is your name mine is tess
Stranger: Tony
Stranger: What u into? Like fetishes
You: like i said before im open minded
You: so your bi but what do you mostly prefer
Stranger: Eh idk I love girls bodys but I really like cum
You: spit or swallow
Stranger: Swallow it all
You: mmmm that sounds tasty all over my body
Stranger: Yes it doesss my fetish is freezing a lot of my cum and making icepops and I put them in my ass and I eat them
Stranger: It's amazing
You: ooo i would love to watch it
Stranger: I would love to show u
You: again i wish i was there i am so horny now and i have no vibrator and using my fingers suks
You: i am also a fist deep
Stranger: I would do u so hard omg I wana jerk!
Stranger: I actually wana selfsuck
You: well im a gymnast so i can teach you a little on it but i wanna do anal so hard right now
Stranger: Me tooooo
Stranger: What can you teach me
You: a few of my self taught technics
Stranger: Like?
You: well what does your self sucking thing lack
Stranger: I can't get all the way down
You: either i can do it for you and cum swap or i can help you bend over with my sexy bod
Stranger: Both work for me
You: where do you live
Stranger: New jersey
You: omg same here
Stranger: Where?
You: Hacketts town
Stranger: Ohhh I'm In howell
Stranger: How old?
You: just turned 18
You: you?
Stranger: Oh I'm only 16
Stranger: Don't disconnect
You: HAHAHAHahahaha fag you fucking douche freak im a dude hahaha wow there a freaks in the world i hope you die in a car fire
You: sorry i have anger issues
You: :/
Stranger: Wow u lied the whole time?
You: no im just kidding to see if you were for real
Stranger: Oh ha ok
You have disconnected.