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[Anthσny]

Stranger: Good day
You: u sould let me see a naked pic
Stranger: I have none to offer
Stranger: I sincerly regret that
You: what about now
Stranger: nope, still none
You: now
Stranger: nah
You: what if i told u im a rapest would that change ur mid
Stranger: I would tell you to learn to spell right first
Stranger: And no, you would not
You: sorry im swedish exuse my english
Stranger: svenska!
You: naaa im jk
Stranger: Are you trying to impersonate people here?
Stranger: Oh dear.
You: shhh theres a deer behind u
Stranger: O HFUCKING SHIT
Stranger: FUCKING DEER
Stranger: SHOOT IT
Stranger: SHOT THE MOTHERFUCING THING ITS FREAKING ME OUT
You: shut the fuck up

 

[Aaron]

Trolling the devout ftw.

You: What is god's name?
Stranger: that is a profound question
Stranger: the answer is in the cards
You: *runs to get cards*
You: is he the king of spades?
Stranger: no he's the queen of hearts
You: So what you're saying is, god is a homosexual?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: not at all

 

[Anthσny]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: girl or guy
Stranger: guy
You: good
Stranger: why is it good?
You: im a girl
Stranger: oh then thats good
You: how old
Stranger: 15
Stranger: u?
You: me too!
Stranger: oh ma gawd!
You: ya!!
Stranger: amazingz!
You: my puss is wet
Stranger: is it really?
Stranger: how wet?
You: wet!!!!!!
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: very nice
You: ya
You: is your vagina wet too
Stranger: very
Stranger: much
You: sickkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: u wanna have sex
Stranger: hellz yes
Stranger: were u livin
You: lez do it over the website
Stranger: oh thats cool
You: ya ima guy
Stranger: ......
Stranger: really?
You: ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zaηe]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: blowjob
You: *puff
Stranger: are u a boy or girl
You: girl
Stranger: im a boy and horny
You: my name is steve
Stranger: steve i thought u were a girl
You: i am
You: what the fuck
You: jsut because my name is steve
You: you staright away think im a man
You: unfair
Stranger: no i dont
You: whats your name?
Stranger: dean
You: deanne?
You: so your a girl?
You: im not lesbian
You: i cud be,,,,,
You: but
You: not now
Stranger: lol thats a good one
Stranger: no im a boy
You: you sure?
Stranger: yes im sure
Stranger: are u hony
Stranger: are u horny
You: yeah i like hony
You: wrong dude
You: try again
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: are u horny
You: no capitals?
Stranger: what?
You: no puntuation
Stranger: do you wanna have cybersex or not
You: yeah
You: but first
You: you have to ask if im horny properly
Stranger: ok then are you Horny
You: *facepalm*
You: capitals are at the start of a sentence
Stranger: i know that omg
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: Are you horny?
You: no
You have disconnected.

 

[jdmscooter64]

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: yhghygyyyyyyyygh
Stranger: awesome
You: sorry i got water in my h button
You: XD
You: mk,k.l,km,l;.,mn
You: uhg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jossy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: SUP MANGO?
Stranger: nothing much banana
You: hows it hanging in your side of the evergreens?
Stranger: it's alright how're the monkies treating ya?
You: not bad, although some of them have bad breath.
Stranger: that's a pain
Stranger: atleast ur not in the fear of being blended in an amazing smoothie
You: of course. my poor cousin suffered that very fate last week.
Stranger: RIP
You: yeah...=(
Stranger: so what kinda banana are ya mista?
You: not one of those pesky new straight ones i'll have you know now.
Stranger: lol thank god
You: they think they're real big shots cos they're genetically modded
Stranger: yeah i kno how ya feel brah
Stranger: these new mangos are getting sugar injections
Stranger: tisk tisk
You: we should form a mob of exotic fruits from all over the world to crush these new fruits
You: form a RESISTANCE!!!!!!
Stranger: we would kick fake fruits asssss
You: but alas, i'm only a banana
Stranger: or actually skin
Stranger: and me a mango