Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller
You: sup mango
Stranger: hii
Stranger: mango?
Stranger: wtff
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Stranger: mango?
Stranger: wtff
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spencer cunningham
Bronze member
Stranger: ��
You: english?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
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^^WTF???^^
You: english?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
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^^WTF???^^
Kyper
Member
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You: You're a towel.
Stranger: you are a WC!!!!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: you are book!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: you are stupid people!!!lissen me????? you stupid!!!!!!!!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: ej dirst!!!!!!!
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Stranger: you are a WC!!!!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: you are book!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: you are stupid people!!!lissen me????? you stupid!!!!!!!!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: ej dirst!!!!!!!
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spencer cunningham
Bronze member
Stranger: hi
You: 22/m/co/usa
Stranger: do u like rosebutt?
You: is that gay slang?
Stranger: not strictly
You: are you a boy?
Stranger: no
You: maybe i have never heard of it
You: does it involve something in my ass?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you experimental?
Stranger: hello?
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Stranger: is your name samantha?
You: yes
Stranger: it's jono
Stranger: what did we talk about?
You: probably your enormus dick
Stranger: what's my email adress?
You: i dont remember, i was on a friends computer
Stranger: ok
Stranger: jt40_basketball@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me baby
You: ok well im at work right now
Stranger: rite it down
You: ok, what are you doing?
Stranger: touching myself
Stranger: u?
You: just typing
You:
You: i wish it was 5 o clock
Stranger: me to
Stranger: talk dirty to me babe
You: or 5 o cock
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: c'mon
Stranger: be dirty at work babe
You: im soo shy
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: please
You: you first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i want to get you on your desk
Stranger: and take your clothes off
Stranger: now you
You: ok im not samantha i am a boy, and you are FUCKING STUPID!!!!!
You:
Stranger: really?
You: yeah dumb ass
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You: 22/m/co/usa
Stranger: do u like rosebutt?
You: is that gay slang?
Stranger: not strictly
You: are you a boy?
Stranger: no
You: maybe i have never heard of it
You: does it involve something in my ass?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you experimental?
Stranger: hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: is your name samantha?
You: yes
Stranger: it's jono
Stranger: what did we talk about?
You: probably your enormus dick
Stranger: what's my email adress?
You: i dont remember, i was on a friends computer
Stranger: ok
Stranger: jt40_basketball@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me baby
You: ok well im at work right now
Stranger: rite it down
You: ok, what are you doing?
Stranger: touching myself
Stranger: u?
You: just typing
You:
You: i wish it was 5 o clock
Stranger: me to
Stranger: talk dirty to me babe
You: or 5 o cock
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: c'mon
Stranger: be dirty at work babe
You: im soo shy
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: please
You: you first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i want to get you on your desk
Stranger: and take your clothes off
Stranger: now you
You: ok im not samantha i am a boy, and you are FUCKING STUPID!!!!!
You:
Stranger: really?
You: yeah dumb ass
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JonathanZegarra
Member
Haha, that website is stalker city,
wierdest one ever
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You: sr
Stranger: ìâ?¢Ë?ëâ?¦â?¢
You: wow
You: wtf
Stranger: ìâ?¢Ë?ëâ?¦â?¢
Stranger: Ãâ?¢Å?êµÂë§ÂÃâ??â?¦Ãâ??Ë?
Stranger: Ãâ?¢Å?êµÂë§Â
Stranger: Ãâ?¢Â´Ã«Â´Â
You: english
Stranger: no
Strnger: Ãâ?¢Å?구ê°Ë?Ãâ?¢Â´Ã«Â´Â
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You: sr
Stranger: ìâ?¢Ë?ëâ?¦â?¢
You: wow
You: wtf
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Stranger: Ãâ?¢Å?êµÂë§ÂÃâ??â?¦Ãâ??Ë?
Stranger: Ãâ?¢Å?êµÂë§Â
Stranger: Ãâ?¢Â´Ã«Â´Â
You: english
Stranger: no
Strnger: Ãâ?¢Å?구ê°Ë?Ãâ?¢Â´Ã«Â´Â
Dylan Jordan
Member
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You: asl
Stranger: OK, im ready to have a really deep, heart to heart convo with you.
Stranger: dont gimme that ASL crap
Stranger: Im not into cybering with you sickos
You: me either
You: i wanna talk
You: that shits groos
Stranger: BUll
You: haha last person.
You: weirdo.
You: whats your name.
Stranger: I think I might be gay.. and idk how to tell people.
You: i understand.
You: you must be JDben..
haha kidding, nothing against JDben, but its only funny if i use his name,
Sorry ben. =D
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You: asl
Stranger: OK, im ready to have a really deep, heart to heart convo with you.
Stranger: dont gimme that ASL crap
Stranger: Im not into cybering with you sickos
You: me either
You: i wanna talk
You: that shits groos
Stranger: BUll
You: haha last person.
You: weirdo.
You: whats your name.
Stranger: I think I might be gay.. and idk how to tell people.
You: i understand.
You: you must be JDben..
haha kidding, nothing against JDben, but its only funny if i use his name,
Sorry ben. =D
Trevor Noller
Positive-Negative
Stranger: Hey.
You: So I like fruit
You: how bout chu
You: I know you do
Stranger: ... What kind of fruit do you like?
You: don't act a foo
You: otherwise I will make a slu
You: because this shit is kinda wack
Stranger: Stop rhyming, you flaming homo.
You: I'm having a heart attack
You: I'm about to go ahck
You: *hack
Stranger: Nigger.
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You: hello?
You: sup mango?
Stranger: im a raper.
You: i get raped.
Stranger: are you scared.
You: so we are homies
You: how can I be scared when we are in the same business.
You: you need to see a doctor bro
You: you can't be giving us a bad name
Stranger: wierdo.
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You: So I like fruit
You: how bout chu
You: I know you do
Stranger: ... What kind of fruit do you like?
You: don't act a foo
You: otherwise I will make a slu
You: because this shit is kinda wack
Stranger: Stop rhyming, you flaming homo.
You: I'm having a heart attack
You: I'm about to go ahck
You: *hack
Stranger: Nigger.
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You: hello?
You: sup mango?
Stranger: im a raper.
You: i get raped.
Stranger: are you scared.
You: so we are homies
You: how can I be scared when we are in the same business.
You: you need to see a doctor bro
You: you can't be giving us a bad name
Stranger: wierdo.
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Kyper
Member
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Stranger: are u picka?
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: i am a mill
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: nooo
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You: You're a towel.
Stranger: No, i'm a human being.
You: You're a towel.
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Stranger: hello
You: You're a towel
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Stranger: are u picka?
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: i am a mill
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: nooo
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You: You're a towel.
Stranger: No, i'm a human being.
You: You're a towel.
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Stranger: hello
You: You're a towel
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Manzie
Steel Member
The funniest parts in this will only be understood by Australians probably. Funny shit though.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: How's life?
You: on the verge of killing myself
You: how about you?
Stranger: Oh wow, don't do that. Well I'm pretty good. So why the possible suicide?
You: oh i have such a shit life
You: srsli u dnt wana know
You: so before i killmyself id like to know
Stranger: Well I'm a great listener. And many people think their lives are shit.
You: where are you frm etc
Stranger: Dallas, Texas, US. You?
You: australia , from a town called eshays ladskies oner
You: its small
Stranger: I like Australia. Been there twice.
You: srs?
You: yer its gud here
Stranger: Yeah. Went to New Zealand one year to sky dive.
You: id do that. but without a parachute
Stranger: Well that would hurt, wouldn't it. So why do you think your life is shitty?
You: well all my silbings : dawu, milika, butch , lorpu and gordon are all being so shitty to me
You: and ive got a mother
You: who doesnt know who shes had sex with
You: they are all my half siblings
You: and life is just so plain out here
Stranger: Oh jeez. Well when you turn 18, you can move out and start a good life.
You: i have thought of that option
You: but id rather take an easy way out
You: you come home everynite
Stranger: Ah, so you're a quitter.
You: to a mother whoes got more than 3 dicks in her
You: high on petrol
Stranger: Well yeah that does sound pretty bad.
You: and lorpu cant even play his digeridoo well to busk for money
You: yer i guess u cud call me a quitter
Stranger: Well the life you have isn't as bad as it COULD be. What about getting to see the world? Do something amazing, or find a group of friends that you can lean on? A whole life ahead of you, and you decide to take it away because your mother's a whore. Doesn't sound like an even trade.
You: yer ture
You: but like all my frends rob shit
You: and drink petrol
You: and the rainbow serpent gets angry all the time
Stranger: What's the rainbow serpent?
You: its a god of mine
You: we pray to him everyday. he plays a HUGE part in pur lives
You: he created everything
You: even bongs
Stranger: Haha alright, sounds interesting.
You: kinda like allah
You: yer
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Well do you think he'd be happy if you killed off a being he made?
Stranger: (yourself)
You: yer i think so. one less dole to pay
You: cos like i full fight
You: dw about it brudda
You: im gna make my death public
You: its gna be mad
You: ill full youtube it aye
You: ive got a website . you seem like a really nice person
Stranger: Alright. I think you shouldn't go through with it, but it's your life.
You: you shud look my website up
Stranger: And thanks. what is it?
You: its called Meatspin.com
You: its based on what i do
Stranger:
Stranger: haha nice alright
You: did ya see it?
Stranger: hahaha yeah I did.
You: yer thats waht im all about brudda
Stranger: Awesome. and you're gonna take it all away? no more sex you know.
You: nah i think ill rip mah throat
You: then ahv sex
You: see waht happends
Stranger: Well you'll die in like 10 seconds
You: only 10 seconds of sex?
You: gawd damn brudda
Stranger: sad isnt it
You: yer brudda i mite just petrol my pubes
You: and do a fire dance aye
Stranger: Haha that would be hilarious
You: www.wowomg.com
You: thats my muther
You: dont judge her you dont know her
Stranger: I don't judge people.
You: ah thats gud brudda
You: check it out homie
Stranger: Yup I did.
You: u liek?
Stranger: haha yep
You: shit brudda
You: i just had
You: a sudden urge to killmysleff
You: cos of your shitness brudda
You: you killed me brudda
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: How's life?
You: on the verge of killing myself
You: how about you?
Stranger: Oh wow, don't do that. Well I'm pretty good. So why the possible suicide?
You: oh i have such a shit life
You: srsli u dnt wana know
You: so before i killmyself id like to know
Stranger: Well I'm a great listener. And many people think their lives are shit.
You: where are you frm etc
Stranger: Dallas, Texas, US. You?
You: australia , from a town called eshays ladskies oner
You: its small
Stranger: I like Australia. Been there twice.
You: srs?
You: yer its gud here
Stranger: Yeah. Went to New Zealand one year to sky dive.
You: id do that. but without a parachute
Stranger: Well that would hurt, wouldn't it. So why do you think your life is shitty?
You: well all my silbings : dawu, milika, butch , lorpu and gordon are all being so shitty to me
You: and ive got a mother
You: who doesnt know who shes had sex with
You: they are all my half siblings
You: and life is just so plain out here
Stranger: Oh jeez. Well when you turn 18, you can move out and start a good life.
You: i have thought of that option
You: but id rather take an easy way out
You: you come home everynite
Stranger: Ah, so you're a quitter.
You: to a mother whoes got more than 3 dicks in her
You: high on petrol
Stranger: Well yeah that does sound pretty bad.
You: and lorpu cant even play his digeridoo well to busk for money
You: yer i guess u cud call me a quitter
Stranger: Well the life you have isn't as bad as it COULD be. What about getting to see the world? Do something amazing, or find a group of friends that you can lean on? A whole life ahead of you, and you decide to take it away because your mother's a whore. Doesn't sound like an even trade.
You: yer ture
You: but like all my frends rob shit
You: and drink petrol
You: and the rainbow serpent gets angry all the time
Stranger: What's the rainbow serpent?
You: its a god of mine
You: we pray to him everyday. he plays a HUGE part in pur lives
You: he created everything
You: even bongs
Stranger: Haha alright, sounds interesting.
You: kinda like allah
You: yer
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Well do you think he'd be happy if you killed off a being he made?
Stranger: (yourself)
You: yer i think so. one less dole to pay
You: cos like i full fight
You: dw about it brudda
You: im gna make my death public
You: its gna be mad
You: ill full youtube it aye
You: ive got a website . you seem like a really nice person
Stranger: Alright. I think you shouldn't go through with it, but it's your life.
You: you shud look my website up
Stranger: And thanks. what is it?
You: its called Meatspin.com
You: its based on what i do
Stranger:
Stranger: haha nice alright
You: did ya see it?
Stranger: hahaha yeah I did.
You: yer thats waht im all about brudda
Stranger: Awesome. and you're gonna take it all away? no more sex you know.
You: nah i think ill rip mah throat
You: then ahv sex
You: see waht happends
Stranger: Well you'll die in like 10 seconds
You: only 10 seconds of sex?
You: gawd damn brudda
Stranger: sad isnt it
You: yer brudda i mite just petrol my pubes
You: and do a fire dance aye
Stranger: Haha that would be hilarious
You: www.wowomg.com
You: thats my muther
You: dont judge her you dont know her
Stranger: I don't judge people.
You: ah thats gud brudda
You: check it out homie
Stranger: Yup I did.
You: u liek?
Stranger: haha yep
You: shit brudda
You: i just had
You: a sudden urge to killmysleff
You: cos of your shitness brudda
You: you killed me brudda
ryan kruse
Member
people do really hate us
You:hey
You: do u scooter?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck off
You:hey
You: do u scooter?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck off
jdmscooter64
Bronze member
You: Sup Mango?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: girl?
You: somewhat...
Stranger: age?
You: im 65 and i have BIG ASS balls right underneath my UBER LOOSE vagina!
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LOL
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: girl?
You: somewhat...
Stranger: age?
You: im 65 and i have BIG ASS balls right underneath my UBER LOOSE vagina!
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LOL