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Josh Serafin said:
I pulled off being matt from alaska with this girl AND got nudes, which were 100% real because she had a sign that said, for matt from alaska. Like hand written. She was greek and absolutly banging.

i dont beleive you, send me a pm with the pics :D
 

pron

Member
You: sup mango
Stranger: are u virgin?
You: the question is my friend, do you scooter
Stranger: f or m?
You: razor
Stranger: what
You: a razor deck
You: razor pro actually
Stranger: u f or m?
You: do you ride the TSI deck
Stranger: are u nigga
You: no but i shred
Stranger: from?
You: a scooter
Stranger: age?
You: ive had it for like 5 months
You: no cracks or anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

me1

Member
Nah, Im completly lying about the nudes, but she was greek. The nudes part was for internet repz! haha.
 

pron

Member
Stranger: hey
You: are u female
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: mael
You: male
You: so your a girl you say?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: age?
You: old enough to get you wet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

pron

Member
Stranger: hi
You: wtf do you want
Stranger: SEX
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
Stranger: naw, i'm good with a chat
Stranger: hello?
You: fuck this
You have disconnected.
 

pron

Member
You: yak sha mash my name isa borat
Stranger: No it isn't.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: ive got the biggest boner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: im gonna come out and say this right away, ive got a fetish for leapords in heat
Stranger: unfortunately
Stranger: i am a lynx
Stranger: and past my priem
Stranger: prime
You: *tear*
Stranger: wish i could help you
You: well there is something you could do...
Stranger: what's that?
You: dress up as a leopard and put your vagina in my face
Stranger: well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: ah fuck i cummed all over my hand
You: brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

jdmscooter64

Bronze member
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: this is for a bump in the omegle thread on ScooterResource
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected.
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