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joelman225
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Stranger: can i see you masturbate on webcam?
Stranger: ; ]
You: um who r u
Stranger: chris
Stranger: and my dick is hard
Stranger: want to see my hard dick?
Stranger: : )
You: yer babe iam 16 i have huge tits
Stranger: omg fuck yah
Stranger: can i see you on msn?
Stranger: suck on those big tits
You: yer babe i would ride u cock
Stranger: ahh fuck yah
Stranger: whats your msn?
You: aww soz babe i dont have webcam
Stranger: ahh fuck
Stranger: my dick is so warm
Stranger: if your a guy i dont mind
Stranger: im bi
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ; ]
this guy is a creep
works every time sayin ur a girl wif big tits
Stranger: ; ]
You: um who r u
Stranger: chris
Stranger: and my dick is hard
Stranger: want to see my hard dick?
Stranger: : )
You: yer babe iam 16 i have huge tits
Stranger: omg fuck yah
Stranger: can i see you on msn?
Stranger: suck on those big tits
You: yer babe i would ride u cock
Stranger: ahh fuck yah
Stranger: whats your msn?
You: aww soz babe i dont have webcam
Stranger: ahh fuck
Stranger: my dick is so warm
Stranger: if your a guy i dont mind
Stranger: im bi
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ; ]
this guy is a creep
works every time sayin ur a girl wif big tits
Josh Herman
Member
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you ,
You: SCOOTERRESOURCE.COM
You: THAT SITES AMAZING
Stranger: arer you gay
Stranger: really
You: HELL NO
Stranger: me too
You: R U A GIRL
Stranger: looking for what then?
Stranger: no
Stranger: man
You: FUCK U U BITCH
Stranger: how are you ,
You: SCOOTERRESOURCE.COM
You: THAT SITES AMAZING
Stranger: arer you gay
Stranger: really
You: HELL NO
Stranger: me too
You: R U A GIRL
Stranger: looking for what then?
Stranger: no
Stranger: man
You: FUCK U U BITCH
Josh Herman
Member
AHAHAHAZaNiiE said:
Josh Herman
Member
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ColteR LammeY
Member
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You: I <3 america
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Im bored so imma post random convos haha
You: so what about them black people eh?
Stranger: im black
Stranger: im related to lil wayne actually believe it or not haha
You: oh good then now ive got someone i can make racist remarks to
Stranger: YAYYY [:
Stranger: me too cracka
You: gues what im wearing right now
Stranger: i can't see, you're to transparent
Stranger: pasty fuckkk
You: a cotton shirt, thank your ancestors for me
Stranger: boo that sucked
You: im black
Stranger: ok white shit
possibly the stupidest shitt ever right here
You: u like anal?
Stranger: horny??
You: oh yea
Stranger: guy??
You: maybe... whats the other option
Stranger: are you a girl or a guy im a girl
Stranger: and am really horny
You: im sure u are
You: nudes?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: cyber??
You: yep
Stranger: wait how old are you and what do you look like
You: im old enough nd ive been told ive got a six pack
You: and ive got comments on my facebook sayin ur hot from random girls
Stranger: are you in your teens
You: yep
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wats your face book
You: how old r u
Stranger: 17
You: im not givin tht out yet
You: oh nice
You: i wanna c u first
Stranger: i dont have a face book
You: oh well
Stranger: im not aloud
You: myspace?
Stranger: nope
You: then send a pic to my email
Stranger: i stiken parents
Stranger: no i dont see you you dont see me i just REALLY WANT CYBER SEX
You: then lets do it
You: cam?
Stranger: no
Stranger: yyou first
You: im putting my hand in my pants
Stranger: mm
Stranger: good start
You: im starting to get hard
Stranger: ughhhh that sound so good
You: what r u doin
Stranger: im taking off your shirt and your pants and your doing the same to me
You: nice nice
You: im putting my hand in your underwear
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: u?
Stranger: you asked me if i liked anale and i do
Stranger: you know for sex
You: oh babe thats nice... ive got a huge cockk
Stranger: ooooooooo
You: yea are you wet yet?
Stranger: o yea
You: ur dripping
Stranger: mmmmm yes
Stranger: do you like people who scream durning sex
You: im turning you around and shoving my fist into your vag
You: you love it
You: u start to tear
You: theres blood everywhere
You: i take a razor blade
You: wait what are you doing?
You: wait dont do that!
You: omg wtf
i got into a trolling competition with this one... and i won
warning some sick shittt in this one
You: well shit motherfucker the rhymes are being thrown and now you cant escape from the massacre zone your breath is unbearable your face is a joke yo daddy ran away and yo mamma is broke
Stranger: 21 m usa gay
You: wtf that doesnt rhyme?
You: u must be white
Stranger: yeser asl
You: stfu i gotta throw down some phat rhymes
You: im from uranus tx
Stranger: how big is your cock
You: big enough to kill you if i took it out
Stranger: nice i want u to fuck me in the asshole
You: good to know troll
You: i want to shit on your chest
You: and eat it off you
Stranger: good
You: and then you can pee in my eyes
Stranger: i want u to shove your sweaty feet in my mouth
You: i want you to shove your sweaty feet in my asshole
You: and i wanna take a razorblade to my gooch and slit it down the middle
You: so what about them black people eh?
Stranger: im black
Stranger: im related to lil wayne actually believe it or not haha
You: oh good then now ive got someone i can make racist remarks to
Stranger: YAYYY [:
Stranger: me too cracka
You: gues what im wearing right now
Stranger: i can't see, you're to transparent
Stranger: pasty fuckkk
You: a cotton shirt, thank your ancestors for me
Stranger: boo that sucked
You: im black
Stranger: ok white shit
possibly the stupidest shitt ever right here
You: u like anal?
Stranger: horny??
You: oh yea
Stranger: guy??
You: maybe... whats the other option
Stranger: are you a girl or a guy im a girl
Stranger: and am really horny
You: im sure u are
You: nudes?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: cyber??
You: yep
Stranger: wait how old are you and what do you look like
You: im old enough nd ive been told ive got a six pack
You: and ive got comments on my facebook sayin ur hot from random girls
Stranger: are you in your teens
You: yep
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wats your face book
You: how old r u
Stranger: 17
You: im not givin tht out yet
You: oh nice
You: i wanna c u first
Stranger: i dont have a face book
You: oh well
Stranger: im not aloud
You: myspace?
Stranger: nope
You: then send a pic to my email
Stranger: i stiken parents
Stranger: no i dont see you you dont see me i just REALLY WANT CYBER SEX
You: then lets do it
You: cam?
Stranger: no
Stranger: yyou first
You: im putting my hand in my pants
Stranger: mm
Stranger: good start
You: im starting to get hard
Stranger: ughhhh that sound so good
You: what r u doin
Stranger: im taking off your shirt and your pants and your doing the same to me
You: nice nice
You: im putting my hand in your underwear
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: u?
Stranger: you asked me if i liked anale and i do
Stranger: you know for sex
You: oh babe thats nice... ive got a huge cockk
Stranger: ooooooooo
You: yea are you wet yet?
Stranger: o yea
You: ur dripping
Stranger: mmmmm yes
Stranger: do you like people who scream durning sex
You: im turning you around and shoving my fist into your vag
You: you love it
You: u start to tear
You: theres blood everywhere
You: i take a razor blade
You: wait what are you doing?
You: wait dont do that!
You: omg wtf
i got into a trolling competition with this one... and i won
warning some sick shittt in this one
You: well shit motherfucker the rhymes are being thrown and now you cant escape from the massacre zone your breath is unbearable your face is a joke yo daddy ran away and yo mamma is broke
Stranger: 21 m usa gay
You: wtf that doesnt rhyme?
You: u must be white
Stranger: yeser asl
You: stfu i gotta throw down some phat rhymes
You: im from uranus tx
Stranger: how big is your cock
You: big enough to kill you if i took it out
Stranger: nice i want u to fuck me in the asshole
You: good to know troll
You: i want to shit on your chest
You: and eat it off you
Stranger: good
You: and then you can pee in my eyes
Stranger: i want u to shove your sweaty feet in my mouth
You: i want you to shove your sweaty feet in my asshole
You: and i wanna take a razorblade to my gooch and slit it down the middle
sk8er-boi-207
Member
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You: hi
You: no
You: dont talk to me
Stranger: hi
Stranger:
You: fuck off
Stranger:
Stranger:
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You: cocky nigger
Stranger:
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: disconnec then lol
You: suck my ass
Stranger: *sigh
You: go shit yourself
You: fatass
Stranger: another case of a white guy thats racist and has problems
friend niks convo yo mad funny
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You: hi
You: no
You: dont talk to me
Stranger: hi
Stranger:
You: fuck off
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: cocky nigger
Stranger:
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: disconnec then lol
You: suck my ass
Stranger: *sigh
You: go shit yourself
You: fatass
Stranger: another case of a white guy thats racist and has problems
friend niks convo yo mad funny
jdmscooter64
Bronze member
bump ftw!
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You: hey
Stranger: hiuutr
Stranger: im an mars person
You: cool
You: i am a hermaphrodite
You: wanna blow me while fingering me at the same time
Stranger: wat planet
You: jupiter
You: all day
Stranger: kool i will be right there
You: mad
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lol
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hiuutr
Stranger: im an mars person
You: cool
You: i am a hermaphrodite
You: wanna blow me while fingering me at the same time
Stranger: wat planet
You: jupiter
You: all day
Stranger: kool i will be right there
You: mad
You have disconnected.
lol
i played along just to see where this was going
You: heyyy
Stranger: I AM A CHINESE GOLD FARMER! PLEASE BUY MY WOW GOLD SO I CAN FEED MY FAMILY! THIS IS ONLY JOB I CAN GET BECAUSE I CHINESE. PLEASE BUY SOME SO MY WIFE NOT BEAT ME FOR STARVING HER SON.
Stranger: please
You: how can i buy it?
You: im willing to help you
Stranger: NICE YOU ARE A GOOD SOUL HUMAN
You: how can i help?
Stranger: WELL IM BEING SERIOUS! MY WIFE WILL BEAT ME WITH A WHIP IF I NOT PRODUCE ENOUF MONEY! SHE SAY MY 3 INCH CHINA DICK NOT LONG ENUF FOR HUR. PLEZE BUY SUM.
You: yes i know but how can i buy it
Stranger: PUT MONEY INTO MY ACCOUNT AND I PROMISE I SEND THE GOLD IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
You: what account... and plz stop with the caps
Stranger: OK ITS 4453 2382 4792 1289 AND oh not capslock...
You: for what
Stranger: anyway put the money into swedbank
Stranger: thats my bankaccount
Stranger: put the money in
You: how much?
Stranger: 600dollars
You: what does it go towards
Stranger: i promise to send the gold
You: why should i buy it though
Stranger: finest wow gold in whole china
Stranger: why? cause its gold!
Stranger: finest wow gold
You: but your not in china
You: ur in usa
Stranger: iam in china
You: and ive got your ip address which will be handed over to the govt
You: unless.....
Stranger: i live in a village outside shanghai
You: well ive got your ip and ill give it up if you dont comply with my wisher
You: wishes*
Stranger: I BE SERIOUS! EITHER BUY MY GOLD OR LEAVE
You: i cant leave i wanna help you not get beat by your wife
You: how do u know where to ship the gold when i pay for it
Stranger: cause you tell me your adress
You: but u didnt ask for it before how do i know this isnt a scam
You: im kinda hesitant
Stranger: well i promise to send the money as soon as i see the money on my account
You: wait but u said you were gonna send gold
Stranger: sorry i meant gold
Stranger: to confused today
Stranger: too***
You: got em you small dicked asian fuker
Stranger: pardon?
You: you have small pepe
Stranger: pepe?
Stranger: no i have gold!
You: you know that magic stick that you yank on and make magical mayonaise?
Stranger: told you i have gold!!! GOLD NOTHING ELSE!!!
You: no balls?
You: no life?
You: no dignity?
Stranger: SO A GOLDDEAL OR NOT??
You: yes deal
You: deal
Stranger: OH IM SO CONFUSED
You: deal
You: deal
You: deal
You: deal
Stranger: BYE MY FRIEND
You: deal
You: deal
You: i wanna buy it!!!
Stranger: SORRY YOU DIDNT BYE MY GOLD
You: ill buy it right now!!!
Stranger: BUT IT WAS NICE TALKING AND DONT BE TOO HARD ON PEOPLE THAT HAVENT GOT A LIFE AS GOOD AS YOURS
Stranger: BYE
You: im sorry =(
Stranger: !!
You: ill help you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: heyyy
Stranger: I AM A CHINESE GOLD FARMER! PLEASE BUY MY WOW GOLD SO I CAN FEED MY FAMILY! THIS IS ONLY JOB I CAN GET BECAUSE I CHINESE. PLEASE BUY SOME SO MY WIFE NOT BEAT ME FOR STARVING HER SON.
Stranger: please
You: how can i buy it?
You: im willing to help you
Stranger: NICE YOU ARE A GOOD SOUL HUMAN
You: how can i help?
Stranger: WELL IM BEING SERIOUS! MY WIFE WILL BEAT ME WITH A WHIP IF I NOT PRODUCE ENOUF MONEY! SHE SAY MY 3 INCH CHINA DICK NOT LONG ENUF FOR HUR. PLEZE BUY SUM.
You: yes i know but how can i buy it
Stranger: PUT MONEY INTO MY ACCOUNT AND I PROMISE I SEND THE GOLD IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
You: what account... and plz stop with the caps
Stranger: OK ITS 4453 2382 4792 1289 AND oh not capslock...
You: for what
Stranger: anyway put the money into swedbank
Stranger: thats my bankaccount
Stranger: put the money in
You: how much?
Stranger: 600dollars
You: what does it go towards
Stranger: i promise to send the gold
You: why should i buy it though
Stranger: finest wow gold in whole china
Stranger: why? cause its gold!
Stranger: finest wow gold
You: but your not in china
You: ur in usa
Stranger: iam in china
You: and ive got your ip address which will be handed over to the govt
You: unless.....
Stranger: i live in a village outside shanghai
You: well ive got your ip and ill give it up if you dont comply with my wisher
You: wishes*
Stranger: I BE SERIOUS! EITHER BUY MY GOLD OR LEAVE
You: i cant leave i wanna help you not get beat by your wife
You: how do u know where to ship the gold when i pay for it
Stranger: cause you tell me your adress
You: but u didnt ask for it before how do i know this isnt a scam
You: im kinda hesitant
Stranger: well i promise to send the money as soon as i see the money on my account
You: wait but u said you were gonna send gold
Stranger: sorry i meant gold
Stranger: to confused today
Stranger: too***
You: got em you small dicked asian fuker
Stranger: pardon?
You: you have small pepe
Stranger: pepe?
Stranger: no i have gold!
You: you know that magic stick that you yank on and make magical mayonaise?
Stranger: told you i have gold!!! GOLD NOTHING ELSE!!!
You: no balls?
You: no life?
You: no dignity?
Stranger: SO A GOLDDEAL OR NOT??
You: yes deal
You: deal
Stranger: OH IM SO CONFUSED
You: deal
You: deal
You: deal
You: deal
Stranger: BYE MY FRIEND
You: deal
You: deal
You: i wanna buy it!!!
Stranger: SORRY YOU DIDNT BYE MY GOLD
You: ill buy it right now!!!
Stranger: BUT IT WAS NICE TALKING AND DONT BE TOO HARD ON PEOPLE THAT HAVENT GOT A LIFE AS GOOD AS YOURS
Stranger: BYE
You: im sorry =(
Stranger: !!
You: ill help you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi, I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC's To Catch A Predator. We are tracing your IP now.
You: thats nice, i cant be a preaditor cuz im 15. and i cant have my IP tracked
You: so ha
Stranger: ha
Stranger: you got me
Stranger: youre cool
Stranger: and shit
i gotta atmit, scared the fnck out me. i was like holy fuck!!!! so i bluffed and said that, it worked=]
You: thats nice, i cant be a preaditor cuz im 15. and i cant have my IP tracked
You: so ha
Stranger: ha
Stranger: you got me
Stranger: youre cool
Stranger: and shit
i gotta atmit, scared the fnck out me. i was like holy fuck!!!! so i bluffed and said that, it worked=]
ben-pat-bro
Member
Stranger: are you a pussy are a dick?
You: pussy
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 25
Stranger: 19 here
Stranger: were do you live?
You: your a mad creeper ehhHH, im a 15 year old boy, now dont u look like quite the fuckwit?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im bisexual
Stranger: fucker
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: ill kick your ass
You: woooo threats over the internet
You: niceee
Stranger: want some more of that bitch
You: bahahahahaahahahha
You: pathetic, laters pedofile
You: pussy
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 25
Stranger: 19 here
Stranger: were do you live?
You: your a mad creeper ehhHH, im a 15 year old boy, now dont u look like quite the fuckwit?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im bisexual
Stranger: fucker
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: ill kick your ass
You: woooo threats over the internet
You: niceee
Stranger: want some more of that bitch
You: bahahahahaahahahha
You: pathetic, laters pedofile
ColteR LammeY
Member
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