Best way to die

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Kieran Mayhew

Guest
I am not dead.
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TSchneider

Bronze member
I want to have a big trench coat, and fill it with explosives. Then I would go to the tallest building I can find, and attract a lot of attention to myself, thus creating a big crowd at the bottom. I would then jump from the building, and in mid-air, detonate the explosives, hurling my guts at the crowd below.

OR

Get a clown suit, a bouquet of flowers, and a sawed-off shotgun. I would walk in to a kindergarten classroom, ignoring the teacher, and tell the kids, "Hi kids, I'm Bozo the clown, and with this ordinary bouquet of flowers [with the shotgun concealed it in] I will make my own head disappear! Turn around, and blow my brains out, thus scarring as many kindergartners as possible.

Either way is fine by me.
 

paulleparik

Steel Member
filming too close on a 360 whip then getting hit in the head bye the whip
diving into an empty pool
In outer space and my oxygen runs out
 

Darwin.

Bronze member
go into space voyage to find a planet

or jack a lambo go all out gta and then drive into a cliff jump out the car swim inside the water for days then die
 

andy j

Member
Get some wire.
Make a noose.
Put noose around neck.
Be somewhere tall.
Super-glue hands to face.
Wait til glue dries.
Jump.
Head gets cut off.
Looks like you ripped your own head off.

Epic win.

deffently the best idea ever, but if it were me id just go 130 in my car and flip it
 

Grant Schofield

Silver Member
I don't see how you guys could want to die in your sleep I definitely want to be awake before I die because dying in your sleep is too scary like you can't appreciate anything before you die you just go to bed with plans of what you'll do tomorrow but never wake up
 
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