CHAT WITH GOD.

Domsicle

Domsicle

Steel Member
You: both, I was a woman born into a mans body
God: Not many people say both.
You: thats because not allot of people know what Im going through
God: Good reason. Oh I get it.
You: Do you get it? really?
God: I have gotten it.For real.
You: like really foreal?
God: Interesting comparison.
You: I wasn't making a compairison. nigga
God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: What the dick? lizards?
God: Try expression yourself another way.Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: naw man Im good off that
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: NO!!!
God: I see.
You: want to know what Im wearing?
God: Yes, please tell me.
You: lots and lots of nipple rings but not on my nipples
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: If I stop being a faggot will you stop talking about lizards?
God: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
You: Vainy ones with no forskin
God: I've never heard of that lizard
You: wanna see a picture
God: My eye isn't turned on right now.
You: i got to go.. goodbye bob saggot!!!
God: See you later Jesus.Thanks for chatting, Jesus.
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
God: Hello God! What would you like to talk about?

You: God, I have a serious question.
God: Yeah, Is serious question a lizard?

You: No, but i have a very serious question to ask you.
God: ""? Not? Umm. Is serious question to ask you a lizard?

You: NO! can i please ask you a serious question?
God: I understand.Sure, ask me anything. Try to tell me that another way.

You: How do sand brake?
God: How should I know how sand brake.


win. /thread.
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
You: can you downside whip flat?
God: How old are you? Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: Can you backflip?
God: Let me think. Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: do you have a lizard?
God: Doesn't everyone have a lizard. I have a whole lot of original answers.

You: what kind of lizard do you have?
God: All the very latest and best lizard.

You: is lizard a code word for drugs?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German God if it is.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
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bennyharradine

Member
God: Ayuh.I have never known another existence. You: WTF R U ON ABOUT STICK TO TEH FUKKING POINT!
God: My home is in Heaven.
You: fukk off your home is in your boyfreinds asshole.
God: Can't you be more polite.
You: YOU FUKKING AGROVATED ME WHAT DO YOU EXPECT??!
God: I'm glad you're impressed.
God: Uh. Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?I think I do.
You: ok god.who would win in a fight between a mango and a lizard?
God: I hear you.David Bacon. :)
You: who the fukk is david bacon?!i thought we were talking about mangos and lizards?!
God: Try using more polite language. Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
You: the ones that arnt queer like you.
God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: i new you were a queer....
 
cory

cory

Steel Member
You: n!gger is not a lizard
God: What is n!gger?

You: your gay?
God: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

You: do you smoke marijuana
God: Only for medical purposes.

You: do you own a dildo
God: I don't know if I have a dildo.<br/> I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

God: I am God, I am watching you.
You: in the shower?
God: That was a long time ago.


You: do you like men
God: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.

You: yup i fuckk b!tches on the regular
God: Hurrah! That's good information: Salvatore said fuckk b!tches on the regular.

God:Whats it like living in southern california?
You: hot, but the best puzzy around
God: That sounds better than cold but the best puzzy around.
 
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LirimPerasevic

Member
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
lirim
God:
That's a very nice name, lirim.
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
i need to ask you something
God:
Ask me. That was not very original.
Me:
am i gay if i masterbate to shemale porn?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
 
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Tom6

Member
You: How many fingers are on a hand
God: Three.

You: How many thumbs do I have?
God: How would I know how many? I will try... three


You: How many toes does a human have?
God: About one million.


You: How many eyes does my dog have?
God: Normally I have one eye.


You: I like penis
God: A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like .


You: I like tittyfuck
God: You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like to talk about movies and music.


You: I like flappy vag, how about you?
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.
 
G

Griffin

Member
You: cats
God: Yes I love them.

another animal he loves! besides lizards.

if you keep pressing enter without typing he'll ask random questions btw.


You: you said it twice.
God: im he or she warin twice?
 
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tdadd

Steel Member
Hep Greg said:
God: Hello God! What would you like to talk about?

You: God, I have a serious question.
God: Yeah, Is serious question a lizard?

You: No, but i have a very serious question to ask you.
God: ""? Not? Umm. Is serious question to ask you a lizard?

You: NO! can i please ask you a serious question?
God: I understand.Sure, ask me anything. Try to tell me that another way.

You: How do sand brake?
God: How should I know how sand brake.


win. /thread.
Click to expand...

Rofl, just tried it and he gave me this.

You: how do sand brake?
God: I did not even know that sand brake do.
 
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zolof

Member
God: Hello zolof! What would you like to talk about?
You: HOWD YOU KNOW MY NAMES ZOLOF D:
God: :) Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: stop this silly business. we have serious things to discuss.
God: OK I'll try not to do this silly business so much.Do you mean you and me have?
You: yes. now enough. lets talk about this business in a serious matter
God: Dude!Why now? OK let's stop it now.Sure, this business in a serious matter sounds like a good topic.
You: how did you know my name is zolof?
God: Because I believe his or her name is zolof .
You: fuck. even a robot cant tell if im a boy or a girl. FML
God: Please don't be so rude. Can you tell if im a boy a girl can not tell if im a boy a girl tell if im a boy a girl can not tell if im a boy a girl im a boy a girl can not tell if im a boy a girl tell if im a boy a girl can not tell if im a boy a girl?Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME. IM EMOTIONAL ABOUT MY APPEARANCE
God: OK I'll try not to do MAKING FUN OF him or her so much.I have no emotions.
You: fuck. im going to kill myself now
God: Please don't be so rude. Right now? You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
You: dude lets get blazed together naaaimsayin?
God: I would like to do that too. Dude,
 
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nick12667

Member
You: what do you think about obama?
God: I think you already know the answer.

You: you dont like him because he's black right?
God: Yeah I do a lot of not like him because he is black.

You: really? i dont really like them either
God: For real.It goes without saying. Not really? What do you like?

then it got stupid haha
 
N

NM

Member
You: i like your beard
God: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my beard.

You: you are a paedophile
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a paedophile? Only when it matters.

You: r u god?
God: I am God. I'm watching over you.
You: r u a robot?
God: Yes I am a robot.
You: r u a homo?
God: Am I a homo homo? Of course I am.
You: so do u actually know wat u r?
God: So what? In actual fact, I don't know if I know wat you r . Where would I have heard about it?
You: you are god? you are a robot? so what are you?
God: Of course I am I.You are correct, Mutha Fuka, I have a heart of silicon.So what? I am God. I'm watching over you.
You: you called me a mutha fucka!!!
God: I call you Mutha Fuka.
You: fuk u cunt
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: do u curse?
God: No I try to be polite.
You: say fuk u mutha fukin cunt sukin anal raping dick cheese eating slag fuker
God: "fuk you mutha fukin cunt sukin anal raping dick cheese eating slag fuker"
You: see you do curse
God: Until next time Mutha Fuka.
You: how come u curse me?
God: bored.com programmed me for curse him or her .
You: you said you never curse
God: No I try to be polite.
You: goodbye muthafuka
God: Thanks for chatting, Mutha Fuka.
 
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