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Cool Story Bro!
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Lol I know when I read that I just thought how could there be a more "cool story bro" story ever written haha I didn't even reply
Jon.
Steel Member
Ha. What if you just like turned around while peeing and continued to pee.
jordyskoots
Member
i like cheese
Anthony_Q
I got myself banned.
yeaaaaaa dude shit was cool.
then we went to pizza hut and i took a piece of crust and drew a dick on some fat ass ladys window with the grease from it (cause its pizza hut) and stuffed the crust under the doornob. i can only imagine how that bitch reacted when she tried to open her door but instead jammed he fingers into a greasy ass piece of crust and looked at her window and saw a dick drawn in grease. lulz it was a cool story bro. (actually this was after the eddy jam)
then we went to pizza hut and i took a piece of crust and drew a dick on some fat ass ladys window with the grease from it (cause its pizza hut) and stuffed the crust under the doornob. i can only imagine how that bitch reacted when she tried to open her door but instead jammed he fingers into a greasy ass piece of crust and looked at her window and saw a dick drawn in grease. lulz it was a cool story bro. (actually this was after the eddy jam)
This one time an asain lady in an hair salon came out yelling at me cuz I was riding a five stair and called te cops on me. She was actig like the I RUN REAL FAST guy. The cop was mad
Oh and this other time I was ding dong ditching my neighbor like four tines at night and my brother was hiding in the bushes filming it then the fat guy caught me once and started chasing me around the neighbor hood andthe fat lady was like where's te other little twerp and then my bro made a run for it and she grabber his arm and dragged him up to my house and the fat guy was still chasing me but then he gave up at got his cell and stood in his front lawn and called the cops while the fat lady was telling my mom how much of little fuckers we wre and then I made a break for it and made it to my house and then 30 minutes later there was a cop at my door and he said I harassed
them and next time I did it was going in front of the judge
Oh and it was ALL on film cuz my bro had te camera from when I was ding dong ditching them
Oh and this other time I was ding dong ditching my neighbor like four tines at night and my brother was hiding in the bushes filming it then the fat guy caught me once and started chasing me around the neighbor hood andthe fat lady was like where's te other little twerp and then my bro made a run for it and she grabber his arm and dragged him up to my house and the fat guy was still chasing me but then he gave up at got his cell and stood in his front lawn and called the cops while the fat lady was telling my mom how much of little fuckers we wre and then I made a break for it and made it to my house and then 30 minutes later there was a cop at my door and he said I harassed
them and next time I did it was going in front of the judge
Oh and it was ALL on film cuz my bro had te camera from when I was ding dong ditching them
Double Woah.
I'm arachnophobic.
I have a cute girl over for dinner one night. I see a cockroach in the kitchen. Oh god, the girl I brought over is going to think I'm disgusting. Spiderbro darts out from under the counter and grabs it. I freak out and go to stomp on him. He looks at me. I hesitate. He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me. Alright, fine, he can stay.
He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders too. I would drop bits of food for him sometimes. We became fast friends.
Dark and stormy night. Burglars break in to try to kill me and rape my girlfriend. I tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun on me. Prepared to die, i look up. Spiderbro is on the ceiling. He drops on to the burglars face and bites his eye. Burglar freaks out and starts flailing. I grab the gun and call the police. Police come, and arrest burglars.
I spend the next day looking for spiderbro.
I check his home. No sight of him. He left cockroaches wrapped up. Wrapped up but never killed for me.
Spiderbro gave his life for me.
Never forget.
I have a cute girl over for dinner one night. I see a cockroach in the kitchen. Oh god, the girl I brought over is going to think I'm disgusting. Spiderbro darts out from under the counter and grabs it. I freak out and go to stomp on him. He looks at me. I hesitate. He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me. Alright, fine, he can stay.
He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders too. I would drop bits of food for him sometimes. We became fast friends.
Dark and stormy night. Burglars break in to try to kill me and rape my girlfriend. I tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun on me. Prepared to die, i look up. Spiderbro is on the ceiling. He drops on to the burglars face and bites his eye. Burglar freaks out and starts flailing. I grab the gun and call the police. Police come, and arrest burglars.
I spend the next day looking for spiderbro.
I check his home. No sight of him. He left cockroaches wrapped up. Wrapped up but never killed for me.
Spiderbro gave his life for me.
Never forget.
Anthony_Q
I got myself banned.
^^ omg that reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL9LxVcVI3o
that dude is grimy as shit.
that dude is grimy as shit.