Cool Story Bro!

Mickey G.

Mickey G.

Member
Albyhouse said:
I'm arachnophobic.
I have a cute girl over for dinner one night. I see a cockroach in the kitchen. Oh god, the girl I brought over is going to think I'm disgusting. Spiderbro darts out from under the counter and grabs it. I freak out and go to stomp on him. He looks at me. I hesitate. He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me. Alright, fine, he can stay.

He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders too. I would drop bits of food for him sometimes. We became fast friends.

Dark and stormy night. Burglars break in to try to kill me and rape my girlfriend. I tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun on me. Prepared to die, i look up. Spiderbro is on the ceiling. He drops on to the burglars face and bites his eye. Burglar freaks out and starts flailing. I grab the gun and call the police. Police come, and arrest burglars.

I spend the next day looking for spiderbro.
I check his home. No sight of him. He left cockroaches wrapped up. Wrapped up but never killed for me.
Spiderbro gave his life for me.
Never forget.
Click to expand...
bhittx.jpg

I think thats the funniest story I have ever heard :D

This one time, me and my friend dressed up in inflatable sumo wrestler costumes, and went around the city with them while riding are scooters. We went in McDonalds and everyone inside clapped and took pictures, and when we were riding on the sidewalk on the main road, everyone honked at us :)
 
michaelchavez

michaelchavez

Steel Member
vinceanator2 said:
today we went to proride and asked the cashier for directions to scooter zone
Click to expand...

hahaha sigd

okay, so once, my friend's friend sent me a friend request on fb, so i declined, then when i went back to my profile, i got a new friend request, it was from thew same person, so i declined again. that went on for about a week then finally i was like "stop sending me frend requests" then she was like "chill out i only sent you one"
 
ConnorD

ConnorD

Steel Member
So today i decided to skateboard, because i hadnt stepped on it in a few months. But when i got to my local, the first thing i did was ask this kid if i could ride his scooter.
 
christianewing

christianewing

Steel Member
Today when i left my house i saw 2 dogs fucking in the alley. I turned around and went back home to have sex with my girlfriend.
 
Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls

M3MB3R
today when me and christian ewing were in del taco, Christian deep throated his half pound burrito, then rubbed ice in his eyes.
 
M

matr!

Silver Member
One day I went on scooter resource and there was a cool story bro thread, so I came up with a cool story to share.
 
Ralph

Ralph

AlpacaFlip
About a year ago my friend and I saw a grade school throwing away desks. So we stopped took about 6 and left. Then we took 5 of the desks deep into the woods and put them in a circle. We also brought other things to make a sculpture in the middle of it. But when we were building we realized that we needed more stuff. So we didn't go back for a few weeks because we needed to collect objects to help add to the sculpture. Well we finally when back and everything was gone.

I still have no clue to this day who the hell found that and took it all. It was so deep into the woods and would have taken forever to get it all.
 
airplanes18

airplanes18

Member
380833145_ed33242032.jpg


i was trying to find the what to do with people who hate scooterers thread but the search box is gay.

works here too
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top