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Anthσny

Anthσny

Steel Member
Oh, You're So Cool, Brewster!
Via Althouse, another example of something that was played as an embarrassment for Bush, and proof of his stupidity, instead serving as a "see? he's just like you" human-warmth moment for Obama.

I guess there's an easy edgy joke about a threatening black man trying to get into a locked home but Obama's about as threatening as Urkel's agent's aromatherapist's opthamalagist's hairdresser's panty shield.
 
Anthσny

Anthσny

Steel Member
If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
 
Anthσny

Anthσny

Steel Member
I am a keen mountain-biker, and was the proud owner of a fairly expensive mountain bike. My bike was fitted with ‘V’ brakes, which are extremely effective, though prone to squealing. My dear brother decided to have a ride on my bike one day, while I was out. He noticed the squealing as he cycled down the hill we live on, towards the invariably busy crossroads at the bottom. Being a helpful sort, he headed back home and proceeded to pour a generous amount of 3-in-1 oil onto the brakes, before once more setting off down the hill. The oil worked! The only reported squealing came from my brother, as he slammed into the side of a moving VW Beetle. To this day he sports an impressive scar running from his eye socket to just past his ear
 
Devin Parker

Devin Parker

Member
My dog looks like this-
baby_hippo.jpg
thats a hippo.
 
Ryanscoot

Ryanscoot

Member
I was at skate barn a couple weeks ago, and a biker flew off a giant spine. In mid air, BOOM! His tire exploded. Everybody thought it was a gunshot and got down. 2 seconds after, someone shouted Tupacs dead!
 
ConnorD

ConnorD

Steel Member
I just went snowboarding in the shittiest conditions ever, I could barely see my hands, it was pouring rain and the park was slushy. And I went to go get food and the lodge was closed.
Kids, always remeber to check online for weather issues.
 
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