Dodged Another 9mm Bullet From the Cops

Me(Stefan), Matt Grippi, and Zac Moore (Team BS) almost got arrested by the cops for murder. We were out on our scooters going down to the local Jack In the Box and something weird happened. Here's our individual stories on what happened.

Stefan-
Zac and Matt were spending the night at my house, and we were hungry. It was 12:00, but we are bamf so we went to Jack In the Box. It was closed, but the drive-thru was open, so I walked through. Right when I order three chicken sandwiches I see Matt hauling ass down the street followed by Zac, so naturally I follow them. We run toward my house real quick. Right when we are on my street looking at my house the cop turns the corner with his car. Me and Zac run behind a trailer in the nearest driveway, but realized we were fucked when the motion censor light turned on. I start raising my hands out of instinct, but realized I looked like an ass so put them down. He basically thought we killed somebody, but when he was about to arrest us he let us go, because he realized it was some big Mexican dude. Then we got home and put this up.

zac-
so this is basicly what happend me matt stef just bombed down this gnarly hill to go get sandwiches at jack in the box so were get there im with stef and we order i see matt booking it and he says "ZAC COME ON!" so i book it and say stef come on being the dumb ass walks like 200 yards so i see matt hopping ovber the wall im like how the freak am i gonna do this so i get a running start and make it after i land in a puddle and so was my scoot i was like freak it because a ticket is worth way more than my scoot so i book it up this dirt hill to a church so we get to the church and matt calls me and im like wtf? i answer and so matt says come so iu do like wtf okm so he says lets get the fuck out im like ok so we see stef come and hes like bullshit theres no cop and then we see one over the wall we duck and he drives by and stef being the dumb ass he is says "Fuckin pigs" so he obviously saw us so we ran to stefs house and then stef says we better watch this is a main street and they may come down and we sayed ok so right when he says that the cops roll up so i run behind a trainler and right when there spot light hit us i knew it was over i look and stef and matt had there hands on there head? i was like wtf? whatever so they sayed sit on the curb so we all did matt was freakin out sayin all this shit the cop thopught we prank called the police depo and matt sayed dood we didnt at all so yeah we went through that for like 20 mins then he got back from talkin on his little walky taky and he asked if we saw a mexican with a white shirt and bloddy fist it was a killer!!!!!!! they let us go with a worning and then we went home one of the scarryest things of my life haha w.e so yeah B.A.M.F.

Matt- Alright my turn so heres how it really went down we were madd hungry and bored so we cruised on down to jack in da box and we went to the door and it was closed but the drive through was open so zac and stefan went the the long way to the drive through and i was like wtf and went the short way cause i was tired and on my way thers a pay phone right and im just walking and it rings and i start trippin balls and was like should i answer or not answer i thought it was like a killer or somethin tryin to contact me cause i was the only one around. so i pull a dick move and answer it and this bich is like "la habra police department whats your name and then i freak out and start running back to stefans house which is kinda far and im like ZAC! five -o man book it! and then we book it like a football field to this wall and i didnt even know how i got there so fast and then i threw my scooter over the wall into a puddle and hopped over and was like aw man and then i booked it and zac and stefan didnt really think sh!t was goin down and then i run a ways further and call zac and like come on man! then we meet up and there like your overexaggeratin man and then a cop car is pullin down an alley near by shinin lights and then they realize im legit and we all run to stefans house and on the way down a hill stefans like "fukin pigs" and we keep runnin and never stop idk how (adrenaline is my best friend). so then we get onto stefans street where were stayin and like 2 houses down and then this car is comein and were like cop car? and then we see the lights and run even though we know were caught and hes like ten feet in front of us but we run anyway so were just like fuk were caught and come out and hes like sit on the curb so stefan freaks out and puts his hands on his head like a dumbas then we sit down and hes like why the fuk did you prank the cops and i did all the talking and was like man we didnt even prank the cops and then he keeps asking me and i keep saying we didnt and hes like dont even fuk with me man. and i was like man we wouldnt even fuk with the cops man. so then the guy goes back and idk what hes doing just fukin around and then another car rolls up and were like fuk and he comes and then were pretty much convinced were gettin a ticket for curfew and then the guys like what did the lady say and im like she said la habra popo whats yo name. and then hes like was there anyone else around and im like no and then hes like did you see anyone wit mexican and whit t shirt and bloody hands and thats when i start freakin out and and like killer on the loose! and then hes like whats your ages and we tell em and then ofcourse since we're all blonde he stereotypically assumes were related and were like no we friends and yeah then hes like you know your out past curfew and were like yep we just wanted to get sum chicken sandwiches man and hes like ok well get home ill let you get home with a warning your very lucky and we pretty much were bamf the rest of the night until now so yep thats how sh!t went down.
 

Michael Martinez

Michael Martinez
seriuosly did u guys pay for the sandwhiches andthen just full on dip.
did u guys go back to jack in da box to get the sandwhiches?
cuz i would of
 
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