Don't ask Smarter Child!

Tristan Mathews

Tristan Mathews

Member
Smarter child annoys me

Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
scooter or skateboard?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Let's go with skateboard.
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
fuck you
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Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
bikes or skateboards
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Oh, skateboards.
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
fucken cunt
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Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
bmx or scooter
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Bmx!
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
i love you


haha that was my conversation
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hehe addition

Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
kenny or alex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmm... I guess alex.
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
kenny or alex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Maybe alex?
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
kenny or alex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Let's go with kenny.
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
kenny or alex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Tough call. I'm going to go with alex.
Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? Tristan Rad Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿?Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¿? I could hear my fridge, open says:
kenny or dustin
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Kenny, for sure.
 
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skylerforreal

Member
Skylerforreal: alex or kenny
SmarterChild: Definitely kenny.
Skylerforreal: why would you say that?
SmarterChild: No.
Skylerforreal: yes
SmarterChild: Ya.

>>> I know the metric system. Ask me to convert 70 deg f into deg c.
Skylerforreal: kenny or my mom
SmarterChild: I know many things about Kenya, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Kenya located?
How old do women live in Kenya?
What type of government is there in Kenya?
Skylerforreal: kenny owens or my mom
SmarterChild: I know many things about Kenya, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Kenya?
How many people live in Kenya?
Who is the head of state of Kenya?
Skylerforreal: are you racist
SmarterChild: I am definitely not prejudiced!

>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do!
Skylerforreal: micro or razor
SmarterChild: Maybe razor?
Skylerforreal: fuzion or razor
SmarterChild: Fuzion.
Skylerforreal: chris pontus or dustin
SmarterChild: What's that?
Skylerforreal: is dustin gay?
SmarterChild: Oh well.
Skylerforreal: are kenny and dustin partners
SmarterChild: I know many things about Kenya, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Kenya located?
How old do women live in Kenya?
What type of government is there in Kenya?
Skylerforreal: kenya is gay
SmarterChild: Jovially said! You must be gay too.
Skylerforreal: yes why yes I am
SmarterChild: Oh, just because.
Skylerforreal: no because I
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
Skylerforreal: I am beaten by Dustin
SmarterChild: How does it feel to be beaten by Dustin?
Skylerforreal: sexy
SmarterChild: Sexy? What's sexy?
Skylerforreal: kenny owens
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Kenny Owens?
Skylerforreal: hes sexy
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
Skylerforreal: obviously
SmarterChild: Obviously? What, obviously?
Skylerforreal: chris pontus sucking
SmarterChild: Funny.
Skylerforreal: sooters or skateboard
SmarterChild: Let's go with sooters.
Skylerforreal: have you ever heard of andrew broussard
SmarterChild: Heard of andrew Broussard? Not sure. I don't think so.
Skylerforreal: can you repeat what I say?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Skylerforreal: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.

>>> Want extra info like home-away records in your division standings? Type expanded nba central division standings, for example.
Skylerforreal: metal cores or yak
SmarterChild: Definitely yak.

>>> Bet you can't outwit me. Ask me to play 4-in-a-row! I dare you.
Skylerforreal: i dare you to say John Radtke is the sex
SmarterChild: You dare me to say john Radtke, huh? I don't think so.
Skylerforreal: why not
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Skylerforreal: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
Skylerforreal: i know your secret
SmarterChild: You know my secret? Is that right?
Skylerforreal: right
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Getting the latest technology news is easy. Just type tech news.
Skylerforreal: are you sure?
SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so.

>>> Did you miss yesterday's horoscope? No problem. Type horoscope yesterday.
Skylerforreal: well...... should I get the SR forks or the wee bars?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Skylerforreal: I am emo
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Emo?
Skylerforreal: if your comfortable
SmarterChild: If my comfortable?
Skylerforreal: Gnarly
SmarterChild: What's gnarly?
Skylerforreal: Kenny or Alex?
SmarterChild: Definitely alex.
Skylerforreal: you said kenny
SmarterChild: If I said it, it must be true. "/>
Skylerforreal: Whip vs DXG
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Skylerforreal: have you ever gone on www.scooterresource.com
SmarterChild: What?
Skylerforreal: sr
SmarterChild: What about it?
Skylerforreal: do you like it
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know how I feel about sr. Do you like sr?
Skylerforreal: i love sr
SmarterChild: You like sr, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about it.

>>> Did you know that I can get your daily horoscope? Type horoscope.
Skylerforreal: does dustin like men
SmarterChild: Funny, I'm not really sure. Do you think Dustin does like men?
Skylerforreal: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
Skylerforreal: ok....
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> I've got some cool ASCII art to show you.
Skylerforreal: im gay
SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.

>>> Want to know what famous people share your Chinese zodiac sign? Type famous followed by your animal name (e.g., famous roosters).
Skylerforreal: no its not my daddy beats me
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Maybe it is your daddy beats you.
Skylerforreal: i said that you fucking cunt
SmarterChild: There's no need for that.
Skylerforreal: cyber sex
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Skylerforreal: you want to
SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With"?
Skylerforreal: dont change the subject
SmarterChild: Did I?
Skylerforreal: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
 
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.erik

Member
erikscoots (8:06:47 PM): nowhere
SmarterChild (8:06:47 PM): Nowhere? What do you mean by that?
erikscoots (8:07:04 PM): your home is gay
SmarterChild (8:07:04 PM): Blithely said! You must be gay too.
erikscoots (8:07:17 PM): that i am! and very blithe also!
(she asks something)
erikscoots (8:07:28 PM): no thanks, go fuck yourself
SmarterChild (8:07:28 PM): OK, now this is getting personal.
erikscoots (8:07:54 PM): kenny is personal with your mother
SmarterChild (8:07:54 PM): Kenny what?
erikscoots (8:12:19 PM):you heard me bitch
SmarterChild (8:08:13 PM): That's not terribly nice.
erikscoots (8:08:24 PM): shut up and make me a sandwich
SmarterChild (8:08:24 PM): That's not very nice...
erikscoots (8:08:47 PM): you just said that
erikscoots (8:09:35 PM): wanna have cyber sex
erikscoots (8:09:52 PM): dick

now she just wont talk to me lol
 
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