Dumbest Ever??

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matttttt

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i just reinjured my ankle that i fractured like 6 weeks ago. the nurse where i went to get x rays literally asked me if i was stupid
 
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nick12667

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skitching on the back of my dads SUV. were doing about 40-45. he literally SLAMS on the brakes. my face went into the back windshield. like my right eyebrow area swelled up alot hahaha. he thought it was funny
 
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razorrider48

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seriously john radtke would fuckin own this thread he eats shit so fuckin stupid like over here haha

i was trying to flip spines and jumped out too hard and cased on my downtube

going to jjump a pyramid but slipped in the water before it
 
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Hayydennn

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thestupidest iss when ryan flipped the wrong side of the spine at dbar and landed on his shin... ouch :(

uhhhhh i was standing on my scooter not even moving and i fell and my barend broke.
 
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master

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I was rolling along no handed making front of this deuce at my school liek you do then feel into the smallest of gaps and face planted.

jumped a wet driveway yelled to this girl get your tits out then ate shit.
 
Chaseme37

Chaseme37

Member
I was running alongside my scooter trying to get speed and when I jumped back on I got totally tripped up and just ate it haha it sucked so bad
 
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3rdbassgasface

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(this was back in July 2007) My Mom was taking my dog for a walk and I decided to ride my Fuzion along. I saw this huge hill with a street below it where almost no cars drive by, well with my luck, I went the big hill and a truck drives by and almost fits me, I skidded as hard as I Could, messed up both knees and elbows, and almost got hit, it hurt.
 
Bret Lentine

Bret Lentine

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i have three:

okay first i was hauling it in this elementry school because there were these kids who said some stuff so we chased them and the cement ended on the basketball court and went to grass and i tried to ride in it and flipped around and snapped my wrist in half.

second i went out of a little flyout thing to try 720s (when i could barley 360) instantly went into flatspin and bailed and microfactured my other wrist in 3 places. people told me they thought it was some whacked out flip because i guess i was upside down at one point and i have no clue how that happened but whatevs.

third i was hauling it down this big hill on a main road going at least 40mph(i know this because i was going as fast as the cars) and there was this plastic thing on the sidewalk so i thought "oh no problem, i'll just bunnyhop right over it" and i did, which resulted in massive speed wobbles, which caused me to fall and f up my knee, followed by me rolling in to the street and almost getting hit by a car.
worst of all, i scratched my scooter :[
 
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ibbruiser

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Bret Lentine said:
i have three:

okay first i was hauling it in this elementry school because there were these kids who said some stuff so we chased them and the cement ended on the basketball court and went to grass and i tried to ride in it and flipped around and snapped my wrist in half.

second i went out of a little flyout thing to try 720s (when i could barley 360) instantly went into flatspin and bailed and microfactured my other wrist in 3 places. people told me they thought it was some whacked out flip because i guess i was upside down at one point and i have no clue how that happened but whatevs.

third i was hauling it down this big hill on a main road going at least 40mph(i know this because i was going as fast as the cars) and there was this plastic thing on the sidewalk so i thought "oh no problem, i'll just bunnyhop right over it" and i did, which resulted in massive speed wobbles, which caused me to fall and f up my knee, followed by me rolling in to the street and almost getting hit by a car.
worst of all, i scratched my scooter :[
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lol i was there for first two.
bret, alex, and charles all saw me be a complete NOOB

i was dickin around and i was like im gunna half cab over this like 2 foot tops rail and i fakie and decide ill just jump off my scooter since i wasnt going to clear it. my foot hit the rail and i fell over backwards and i looked like a scooterer with downs syndrome or something.

then i landed in manual on a lookback airout and hit my head really hard. not a good day :)

a while back the jr high by my house was under construction and there was a sweet gap where they dug up the cement to put in pipes or something. so i jump it a few and then a go to tailwhip it. i didnt notice but there was a pipe stickin up and i hit it then face planted and i was still holding bars since it happened so fast and tore up my nuckles and slid on my chest for a few feet where i layed for like a minute shouting PHUCK!!!!, but i cleared the gap :)
 
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