Facebook Statuses

[DonaldM]

Weve all done it. List off some good statuses you've posted on friend's facebooks while they were off beatin it... or just stayed logged in.

I dont want any stupid ones like "omg im gay and like big black dicks! lololol" Get clever!

On different GIRL'S facebooks:

Omg I just took the fattest dump

If I knew I'd feel better after going to the bathroom.. I would've done it a lot sooner.

There's nothing worse than having to take a shit right after you get out of the shower.. FML

Some other ones
I dont know where this rash came from.. but I cant get rid of it. Can anyone recommend any anti-itch creams?

I'll post some more as I remember

 

[Riley Hughes]

I need to come out of the closet... I'm gay, plz dont judge me <3

on my friend's fb, that's the only one i remember because it was recent... done more ill post if i remember

 

[Carson .]

One night my friend was on the phone with is girlfriend for an hour while we were on his facebook changing everything to be something about Justin beiber even changed his name to beiberlover. Hahahaha

 

[Zach!]

i havwnt hacked anyones account in a long time but next time i do imma say something fucked uo kike maqn i wanna fuck my sister so bad lols

 

[risser]

^hahahahhahahah..."fuckkk, my aunt has a nice ass"

 

[Bear Grylls]

I love big cock in my ass on zachs facebook

 

[Zach!]

you wont

 

[ConnorD]

My friend left his account open in business class last year, so I took the opportunity to make him become a fan of gay midget porn and bestiality. There were also over 100 pages that were called "men" so I liked all of them hahaha

 

[Riley Hughes]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...28925335356.2059623.1599537136&type=1&theater
hahahahhaa
if the link doesnt work lemme know

 

[Kroto]

doesn't work

 

[Alex.]

my friend didnt log off so i typed in Nguyen and added 100 random asians

 

[btyczki21]

i have recently come to terms with my inner self and from here on out devote my life to Buddha and his teachings. im moving to Budapest where i will make my own clothes, cook my own food, and leave behind all material belongings. If you consider yourself a good friend of mine then i invite all of you to stop by my old house sometime and just take whatever you like. have a great life --Brian Darby

FRAPED!

 

[Scott Trainer]

Me and my friend made my other friends status "And now shes pregnant...FML"
We forgot that he was friends with his aunt on there, who told his mom about the status.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Bennett_J]

Stupid facebook posts got me fired, so this will be my only participation in this thread

 

[DavidCronin]

"wow i just watched gay porn for the first time and i just really love looking at guys buttholes. there so tight and cute. i think this is a changing point in my life. DICKS here i come!!!!!! and for all you gay guys out there, be prepared for my cock in your mouth. Mike foisey is now a full blown dick lover. deuce bithches." on my friends facebook

 

[tylerbillman]

I've got an ongoing one, basically whenever I get the chance I post a status on my sister's profile about her being gay while she's doing whatever she's doing, most of the time it's still gay, gay for life, etc. Lemme see if I can screen cap some haha

Recent one while my dad was tickling her lawls:

fucking ass i cropped it and it doesn't crop. anyways.........

 

[Bennett_J]

I've got an ongoing one, basically whenever I get the chance I post a status on my sister's profile about her being gay while she's doing whatever she's doing, most of the time it's still gay, gay for life, etc. Lemme see if I can screen cap some haha

Recent one while my dad was tickling her lawls:

fucking ass i cropped it and it doesn't crop. anyways.........

It says her name on the comments... lol

 

[Jon.]

me an my friends have an addiction on posting shit of shoving shit up there asses haha.

I went on both of there fbs haha