fucked up school...

brandon kilbury

brandon kilbury

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ok, lately some really fucked up shit has been happening around here.

1. a few months ago this teachers aid had sex with this kid i know named eddie, hes 13 and shes like in her 20s and fucking huge and gothic...
2. 16 year old kid in my math class named kyle confessed to molesting this little girl for 2 years from when she was 8 until now, then got in trouble a few weeks later for molesting another girl here during a bomb threat.
3. today was supposed to be a half day, but like 10 minutes before dismissal i guess the principal got a package with white powder in it and some girl passed out from being around it, so for 3 fucking hours we were stuck in our classrooms with like 100 fire fighters, shitload of police, ambulances everywhere and like decon teams walking around in space suits and shit. finally they came around and let us out..

everythings gay
 
Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
our schools just poor and they are always cutting teachers... i mean some of the teachers fuck some of the girls... but that is to be expected lol
 
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Tyler Ha1e

Member
haha brandon. i loved sitting in french class for 4 hours...not god damn it. i almost cut my throat. we had little chalkboards in out room so we were writing things on it and sticking it out the window so the fireman could see it and we were writing thing like."hurry up", and "its not going to kill you" haha it was alright.
 
brandon kilbury

brandon kilbury

Super Moderator
haha yea, i sat in drivers ed being gay with gary and jon...and watching this fucked up movie called red asphault that showed peoples like heads litterally split open with theyre brains all over the pavement...

and last year we had a bomb threat 3 weeks in a row, one of those weeks we had 2. were extremely poor since the budget never passes and i remember in 8th grade the teachers made us use recycled paper like that they had worksheets on one side, because we couldnt afford new paper
 
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VillageFox

Steel Member
oh yea, and in middle school these kids smoked pot in the stairways and started a fire and the whole school smelled like pot. that was like 4 yeasr ago tho
 
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David N.

Member
this is in no order but
chick got hit by a car in school
32 students got arrested and got MIP's
kid got caught and suspended for lighting a bowl in class
kids in my 5th period class would just snort lines of various pills which is fucking retarded (didnt get caught)
 
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whoopa

Member
last year like some kid would pull the fire alarm every day so we would chill and play hackysack.

kids smoked hella weed and blew all the smoke into balloons and wrote pop me on it and hung them on the walls for senior prank. some kid boke a school door and drove his car inside. and my friend made a bomb threat once/
 
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Eric Magray

Steel Member
kevin vannauker said:
we had 3 bomb threats in a row, and got out early every day.
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chris kay got caught and got sent to an alternative school (i think its in nj and has to live there) and wont be allowed on an airplane for the rest of his life
 
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danielwarwick

Member
I heard that at our highschool like 2 years ago seniors released 2 pigs marked "1 and 3", so all day everyone was looking for number 2, nothing happens here.
 
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Pete Pachota

Member
Bleh Im going to like the second best school in my city, the only fucked up thing is that there's a rule that I have to tie my hair down. Actually, not many teachers care about it but there are some that do and its a little bit annoying.

However my elementary school was a bit fucked up, it was placed in some weird building in a fatal shape so it was moved after a sharp metal pipe fell from the celling and almost killed my friend (we went out and played footbal all day after that happened).
 
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