fucked up school...
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Ha my school beats all your school's for suckage. I go to a fucking private school and we have to wear these gay uniforms and shit, and the teachers are fucking overprotective as fuck we can't do anything or we'll get expelled.
My friend once sent off a bomb threat at his little brother's school, and his bro got tackled by the SWAT team because they thought he had a bomb in his bag lol.
And then me and my friend took a day off and went on the roof of his old school threw a homemade molotov cocktail out in their play ground. Pretty much what happened was it burned a big hole in the slide and they had the cops there and everything and me and my friend watched it all and we couldn't stop laughing haha!
There I just wrote a novel, hope you enjoy my life story blahblahblahblah I'm out...
My friend once sent off a bomb threat at his little brother's school, and his bro got tackled by the SWAT team because they thought he had a bomb in his bag lol.
And then me and my friend took a day off and went on the roof of his old school threw a homemade molotov cocktail out in their play ground. Pretty much what happened was it burned a big hole in the slide and they had the cops there and everything and me and my friend watched it all and we couldn't stop laughing haha!
There I just wrote a novel, hope you enjoy my life story blahblahblahblah I'm out...
farmboy uk
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my schools really strict too with shirt and tie uniform!!! it sucks
Danny WarDick said:
OMG!!! my sister will be mad when i tell her that because their senior prank last year was letting pigs 1, 2, and 4 go and have them looking for 3 all day. they thought they had an original idea there
VillageFox
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watch high school stories on mtv, it has kids doing high school pranks
farmboy uk
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some kids at my school rigged up a fake murder scene outside the front enterance that was cool but thats about it
javier muro5
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dank a tankbabboon jonny said:
danielwarwick
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Kenny Owens said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
farmboy uk
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Kenny Owens said:
hhahahaha what they thought you were a lepricorn or something lol
eirepro
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Dre...
DON'T FUCK WITH THE IRISH BITCH!
What you're referring to is a sheliliagh and barly any Irish people even have one. My dad has one though. And as for lucky charms, well, how do you think I can whip so lol (lol).
In my town, back in like '98 there was a bomb 'splosion. You probably heard of it, it was all over the news. The Omagh Bombing. And at my school there are plenty of pellet gun findings and stuff. Also, like yesterday, my friend Peter Nugent (who's like 6'4 and huge) was in a fight because some guy tried to give him a free haircut.
DON'T FUCK WITH THE IRISH BITCH!
What you're referring to is a sheliliagh and barly any Irish people even have one. My dad has one though. And as for lucky charms, well, how do you think I can whip so lol (lol).
In my town, back in like '98 there was a bomb 'splosion. You probably heard of it, it was all over the news. The Omagh Bombing. And at my school there are plenty of pellet gun findings and stuff. Also, like yesterday, my friend Peter Nugent (who's like 6'4 and huge) was in a fight because some guy tried to give him a free haircut.
Lol wtf? In I fight becase he wanted to give him a free haircut?
"Hey do you want a free hairc-"
"ITS ON BITCH!"
*Fights*
Seriously lol?
Our school is super strict and shit... Its a "Jesus" school. He do do quite a few little pranks here and there but nothing major, just pissing off teachers (Especially our Business Tech teacher! She sounds like a Harmonia on fast fowrds...Sooo annoying)
www . Rotten Eggs . com is all I can say if you want to do pranks. (And if you see anything labled "VIOLENT VIDEOS" or something..Dont go into it...it will fuck you up for life. I watched a few... Just really, really nasty...
"Hey do you want a free hairc-"
"ITS ON BITCH!"
*Fights*
Seriously lol?
Our school is super strict and shit... Its a "Jesus" school. He do do quite a few little pranks here and there but nothing major, just pissing off teachers (Especially our Business Tech teacher! She sounds like a Harmonia on fast fowrds...Sooo annoying)
www . Rotten Eggs . com is all I can say if you want to do pranks. (And if you see anything labled "VIOLENT VIDEOS" or something..Dont go into it...it will fuck you up for life. I watched a few... Just really, really nasty...
farmboy uk
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Derek_Lowndes said:
hahaha lol i'd love to see that
Dylan Kasson
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my school is/was poor im out of it now one day theyre was a an announcement that we couldnt wear blue or red shirts because it would symbolize if we were a blood or a cryp the next day only the nerds dont wear blue or red haha so many people got sent home not me because I dont really look like the gang member type
one week it was support your school spirit and kids were wearing every school shirt except for out schoool
a kid was caught walking to his next class smoking a bowl he was too high to realize what he was doing
3 kids have brought a gun to school
kids birng weed shrooms aderol and acid to school all the time they never get caught
somebody threw a football outside and it hit our principle square in the face and she had a mild concussion now she never goes outside and if she does she flinches every time somenoe throws a ball even if its not even remotely close to her
somebody mooned a band teacher
somebody put dawn soap in all the urinals and sinks so when you went it there was like yellow piss bubbles everywhere it was gross
thats all I can think of as of now
Im going to highschool next year haha yay!
one week it was support your school spirit and kids were wearing every school shirt except for out schoool
a kid was caught walking to his next class smoking a bowl he was too high to realize what he was doing
3 kids have brought a gun to school
kids birng weed shrooms aderol and acid to school all the time they never get caught
somebody threw a football outside and it hit our principle square in the face and she had a mild concussion now she never goes outside and if she does she flinches every time somenoe throws a ball even if its not even remotely close to her
somebody mooned a band teacher
somebody put dawn soap in all the urinals and sinks so when you went it there was like yellow piss bubbles everywhere it was gross
thats all I can think of as of now
Im going to highschool next year haha yay!
farmboy uk
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wow you have an awesome school!!!
eirepro
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farmboy uk said:
Well, actually theres two versions of it, but I KNOW one of them is true.
Version A: The dude came up behind him with the scissors and started just slashing and cutting
Version B: He came up be hind him with tongs stolen fro the Science Lab and tried to Yank out the Hair
Very vicious.
VillageFox
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stuff fromm middle school:
this kid peed his pant because the teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom. when he got up there was a puddle of pee.
in class everyone was wondering what this swoshy sound was, turned out it was this kid with swishy pants masterbating under his desk.
in 7th grade i got iss and i ask the vice principal where the room was and he said i was there before and that i shoud know, and i kept no i didnt, and he kept bitching saying i did, so i said f*ck you and walk out of the school and went home.
this kid peed his pant because the teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom. when he got up there was a puddle of pee.
in class everyone was wondering what this swoshy sound was, turned out it was this kid with swishy pants masterbating under his desk.
in 7th grade i got iss and i ask the vice principal where the room was and he said i was there before and that i shoud know, and i kept no i didnt, and he kept bitching saying i did, so i said f*ck you and walk out of the school and went home.
Tyler Ha1e
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haha omg i loved the ballon pot thing..hahaha
some varsity players that graduated burned down our varsity fielf fence that we all fund-raised for it was 1800 dollars and now its gone
some varsity players that graduated burned down our varsity fielf fence that we all fund-raised for it was 1800 dollars and now its gone