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josepharmstrong

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ok so tell wat the funniest story uve evr heard or witnessed

mine was one time my friends mom says to my other friend hey i really think ur gay so he goes "nigga cuz I is..."

it doesnt sound that funny but if u were there ud think its funny
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

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john radtkes mom walks into my house looks straight at nick darger and goes "hey nick,, arnt you gay??" hahahahaha
 
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AJ

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Joey yours wasnt funny. lol i cant think of a funny story right now but i could think of some haha
 
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MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

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alright so we're all in art class and their is this kid that transferred from mexico ( i dont even remember his name). So he raises his hand and he's like "Mrs Williams, are gee?"(not jee but like mcgee) was laughin my ass off. So funny.

Another time we are in math and its completely silent and all your hear is this really loud whisper "saweet nipplllleeeeesssss", and we're all laughin and the teacher spotted the kid out and he kept giving her the answer to the problem until she dropped it.

And what was funniest to me which you might not think was funny, in Math we ocassionally get these really loud pecking noise for a couple seconds and the same kid just calmy says "settle down isaac". It was so funny
 
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Kakashi64

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grant said:
Another time we are in math and its completely silent and all your hear is this really loud whisper "saweet nipplllleeeeesssss", and we're all laughin and the teacher spotted the kid out and he kept giving her the answer to the problem until she dropped it.
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BEWAHAHA i laughed hard at that.
 
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zprestoe

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At McDonalds, my work.
My friends coverd a tampon in Tomato sauce(ketchup), and threw it at the roof in the freezer, it stayed there. all night. and now the roof is dirty
 
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scootcb

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Apple iZackk. said:
At McDonalds, my work.
My friends coverd a tampon in Tomato sauce(ketchup), and threw it at the roof in the freezer, it stayed there. all night. and now the roof is dirty
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good idea but where would u get a tampon in mc donalds?? thats a bad combonation..ew
 
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akex Q

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my friend started cry (lee baronosky) cos he saw a man walking thogh a grave yard. i asked im y, and he ses he wer only lil then...
 
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Spicy McHaggis

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HAHA mine wins for sure............... I was eating out my gf at the time, she was wearing a skirt, and my mom walks in and goes " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" So i say out of impulse "Oh, I lost my contact and im trying to find it." She says " Oh, ok." Then an hour later she comes back in and goes "Jake, you dont wear contacts." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i nearly pissed my pants
 
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zprestoe

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Spicy McHaggis said:
HAHA mine wins for sure............... I was eating out my gf at the time, she was wearing a skirt, and my mom walks in and goes " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" So i say out of impulse "Oh, I lost my contact and im trying to find it." She says " Oh, ok." Then an hour later she comes back in and goes "Jake, you dont wear contacts." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i nearly pissed my pants
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i had no idea what that meant till it fianlly clicked in.
 
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