funny shit thats happened at your local(try beat mine)

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richa-se04w

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ahaha cowboy thats deadly unna
i would have tried to get a stiffy while they were searching me
"you like what you see pigs"?
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

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Sam.. said:
ahaha cowboy thats deadly unna
i would have tried to get a stiffy while they were searching me
"you like what you see pigs"?
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You might aswell of said, "Feel me up pigs, I like it rough."
 
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cowboy

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âË?®Jamie Bowe. said:
Sam.. said:
ahaha cowboy thats deadly unna
i would have tried to get a stiffy while they were searching me
"you like what you see pigs"?
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You might aswell of said, "Feel me up pigs, I like it rough."
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its funny cause when they just "searched" us they like we have to check everywhere and im standing there going oh great woo, then he is like sorry if i touch you im like PEDOOOOOO. then we got stripped hahaha
 
Roycee

Roycee

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ReeceRidez said:
funniest thying ive encountered was at waterloo i was just riding with my mates and some criminal was running as fast as he could across the foot ball feild and about 8 police were chasing him and hes mate and they got caught and in the process of them being caught a girl police officer tripped and ate shit hard it was pree funny
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Thats Redfern for you
 
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BackoScoot

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funniest thing that happened at my local was the best!
this kid was walken home from school and we were all baggen him
so his dad comes like 5 mins later
starts swearen at us and shit
sayen that we got nuthen better to do then harrass lil kids and then were like u got nuthen better to do then come harras little kids too!
then we were baggem him for not wearen any shoes
and then he says his gonna call the cops and shit
and then we wen on arguing for another 20 mins and then he randomly bags one of our riding mates about his head and we could barely understand him!

he says EEH YOU! LOOK AT YO HEAD! IF I HAD A HUUD LIKE THART I GOO GET IT FUXED!!!

and yeh ya had to be there though!!!
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

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BASTAS (Y) said:
funniest thing that happened at my local was the best!
this kid was walken home from school and we were all baggen him
so his dad comes like 5 mins later
starts swearen at us and shit
sayen that we got nuthen better to do then harrass lil kids and then were like u got nuthen better to do then come harras little kids too!
then we were baggem him for not wearen any shoes
and then he says his gonna call the cops and shit
and then we wen on arguing for another 20 mins and then he randomly bags one of our riding mates about his head and we could barely understand him!

he says EEH YOU! LOOK AT YO HEAD! IF I HAD A HUUD LIKE THART I GOO GET IT FUXED!!!

and yeh ya had to be there though!!!
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Yous are slack cunts and its true.
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

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BASTAS (Y) said:
shutup jamie you little faggot
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Fuck you your a slack cunt to some little innocent kid walking home from school. I normally don't judge people from one story but thats just sus.
 
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dizzyswinger4

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well at my skatepark there is this family of like 4 kids that live in the caravan park, and come to the skatepark on home brand holden bikes and rip sticks. and they r always snaking every1 and every1 hates them. then this one day, one of our mates that r their age steals one of their helmets and puts it in the bin, so they all start crying and start trying to fight him. theres like 4 on 1 and this little kid smashes all of them and the run home crying hahahahahaha it was soooo funny.
 
Zaηe

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
i was at monbulk once and this guy walked past (he was like 6 and a half foot and sounded stoned) and said il give five bucks 2 any1 hoo duz a 360....so of course we al start doing 360's then he's like nononononoono thats a 180 then everyone started had this mass argument on wats a 360 (funny shit) and the the subject somehow changed 2 drugs and e's like ohh i sell sum pot shit but dont try that otha shit like ice it fucks u up......and then he chased this kid asking to c his veins so funny.....i think the cops came and took him idn....and 1 day i was at upwey and this guy just walks past sayin stuff like : you fukn fat fucn cunts here u fuckn little shit mo fuckers il fuck u up..... and he's just walkin past and he's like still talkin as he walks off....that was funny as
 
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dwebs9

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Well one day some of our mates roll into the parking lot in the hilux not realising they just pissed of this like 40 year old lady who looked like she had not eaten anthing exept for acid trips for a week. She rolls in in this yuck hole Dahatsu or whateva and while the car was still moving she gets out but the car was still in gear and somthing stopped the accelorator from coming off so it kept rollining knocking this werid lady over and the car like rolls over her so she then gets up jumps back in the car trys to put it into neutral but hits reverse so it starts rolling back so she bails out and get run ovr f**kin again! once the car eventually stopped she grabs a stick runs over to our mates and is like "your crazy why did you turn your inticator off im not a f**kin robot drive propperly". She gets to the car while all of 30 kids at the park where staring at her she's like "sorry boys".............The morel of this story, Learn how to use a car!
 
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