Funny skatepark stories.

Anthσny

Steel Member
One day I was at my local and some 20 year old (Never ridden at this park before) calls me out at a game of S.C.O.O.T. So I play him. Got him S. on nosegrab down the six, C. on heel the pyramid, O. On double the pyramid, O. on truck flat, T. on whip to front smith (oppo) smith on a up ledge. Then he makes up some clearly BS story.
C O N T R I B U T E.
 
some kid was on his bike at the skatepark and a little scooter kid got in a skaters way and he was like thats why scooter shouldnt be here and looked at me and i was like let me see your bike and then i did that biggest 360 tuck no and gave his bike and said dont talk shit pussy and he never talked shit ever again becouse i was better at him at biking and he didnt think i biked
 
I was riding... and i saw some kid on a RED SCOOTER:0
Hahaha jk but i was riding palm springs park on my bike and i was shredding the bowl and i went to tuck the hip and i flat landed the hell out of it and ate shit some skater was like like thats why they dont let bikes in the park then he went to drop in and ate shit everyone laughed at him
 

Stackies

Steel Member
Too Many

All These Little Kids Were at the skatepark and some kids took some other kids Backpack and hid it in a trashcan His grandma and grandma came looking for it then his Mom Came cussed out everyone and called the cops, Some 17 Year old guy almost fought the kid's grandpa then they rocked the Mom's car while she was in it and the kid who hid the kids backpack ran home so they never found it.
 

Kroto

Steel Member
There was 2 little kids who were going to fight, one was a local and the other was a random rat. and the local was bashing the rat and everyone was watching and shit and then the parents and like 3 of there old male friends of the rat came and started to throw rocks at everyone and then they came up trying to like bash the kid who bashed the rat and then they came close and everyone was just shitting themselves because the parents had these huge ass rocks just hucking them from like 20 meters away then they came in the skate park and everyone just ran, and then they said some shit like they are coming with 5 cars full of people to bash everyone at the skatepark so tons of people left it was funny you had to be there
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
This girl attacked a biker.
This other girl fought a black dude. Keep in mind she's 14 and he's like 20. Full out fight, no bullshit.
This girl gave some kid head behind the hip.
 

christianewing

Steel Member
A couple weeks ago me and a pritty large group of friends were riding clairemont and I over heard some biker say "You better watch were your going scooter kid, I will fuck you up." So I told the Dustin Nooner to go fuck him up but the kid was only like 13 so we got one of are other friends to "front scooter flip" up the stepup and "accidentally" throw his scooter at him so he droped in pushed as fast as he could, front scooted and flung his scooter so hard at the kid.. It hit him in the face, bars, and finger and the kid was just laid out on the ground. Funniest shit I have ever seen anyone do hands down..Fucker should'nt of been talking shit. And then when they were leaving there was a couple of us out by the truck and the kid flipped us off as he was leaving the skatepark like a bitch..I want this kid to come back so bad.
 

Bennett_J

Steel Member
A couple weeks ago me and a pritty large group of friends were riding clairemont and I over heard some biker say "You better watch were your going scooter kid, I will fuck you up." So I told the Dustin Nooner to go fuck him up but the kid was only like 13 so we got one of are other friends to "front scooter flip" up the stepup and "accidentally" throw his scooter at him so he droped in pushed as fast as he could, front scooted and flung his scooter so hard at the kid.. It hit him in the face, bars, and finger and the kid was just laid out on the ground. Funniest shit I have ever seen anyone do hands down..Fucker should'nt of been talking shit. And then when they were leaving there was a couple of us out by the truck and the kid flipped us off as he was leaving the skatepark like a bitch..I want this kid to come back so bad.

Don't do that, thats just kinda annoying and lame, if he had said that to me I would have simply cut his ass off and made him come at me, when he did I would have broken his jaw and told it to his face "dont talk shit unless you can back it up"
 

christianewing

Steel Member
Don't do that, thats just kinda annoying and lame, if he had said that to me I would have simply cut his ass off and made him come at me, when he did I would have broken his jaw and told it to his face "dont talk shit unless you can back it up"

So just like any typical scooter kid? No.. And the kid was like 12 or 13. You wouldn't of "broken his jaw and told it to his face "dont talk shit unless you can back it up"
 

Jon.

Steel Member
not really a funny story but we were at my local doing tricks over the spine, we were kinda chillin with these two 20 year old bikers and one of the guys girlfriends, and my friend did a little nose dip 360 over the spine so the guys like yea i'll try it. He did the rotation and his front wheel got crossed up or something and he landed right on his face. i think i blacked out for a second then he got up and his nose and shit was fucked up pretty bad. there was a fuckload of blood
 
some kid was on his bike at the skatepark and a little scooter kid got in a skaters way and he was like thats why scooter shouldnt be here and looked at me and i was like let me see your bike and then i did that biggest 360 tuck no and gave his bike and said dont talk shit pussy and he never talked shit ever again becouse i was better at him at biking and he didnt think i biked

lol thats great, pretty much what i do but while im on my bike i just coast around and when i see people who think they are pretty good but they aren't i like pretend i suck and like half ass trying to do 180s then they r like ooo a girl who cant ride or some bs. so then i ask em a tip on how to 180 and they tell me then i bust out like a 360 over a huge gap and then they r in shock and i go to another section of the park.
 
So you know the green covers for the water systems I'n the ground? Well me and my buddy mogli took it off and put sticks and pine needles over it so it looks like the ground lol. People still fall I'n it and we made it like a month ago. The first one was a fat kid on a bike. Then my homie ashley was hammered drunk running and stepped I'n it and took a fat digger hahaha. Omg my park is like my other home. Everyones like a family. Skaters, bikers, roller bladers, and scooters all get along.
 
some older guys at the skateparkthat ride bikes thats im chill with one of them brings there girlfriend and she loves me and one day she like called me over to here and was like i wish you were 18 and i was like um ok haha and there like 20 haha
 

.Gerrit

ya boy boo radley
Staff member
This girl attacked a biker.
This other girl fought a black dude. Keep in mind she's 14 and he's like 20. Full out fight, no bullshit.
This girl gave some kid head behind the hip.

Are these two different girls, or three different girls?

AND WHERE IS YOUR LOCAL.
 

Bennett_J

Steel Member
So just like any typical scooter kid? No.. And the kid was like 12 or 13. You wouldn't of "broken his jaw and told it to his face "dont talk shit unless you can back it up"

To my knowledge most scooter riders would not have fought him, I honestly could care less about age (if over 12) because it is no excuse for blatant rudeness or immaturaty, there was once a kid (15 y/o) at my local who called me a "pansy ass ------" because I rode a scooter, I shoved it off until he was kicking his board at me as a taunt, I picked it up and hit him in the face with it, I don't know the extent of his injuries but I do know he has never come back to the park since. I will admit I am not a fighter and see no point in violence unless I am provoked or pushed into it, I have stood and had someone punch me because I saw no point in the fight, I let him have his fun, the next week his mom was diagnosed with cancer and he was charged with robbery of a gas station, i let him have his fun because I knew it wouldnt be long before his life hit the shitter again.


But I can back it up, the last "fight" I was in was when I was 14, a kid provoked me to the extent of a full on fist fight in front of our mutual friends and some others, it ended in me dislocating his shoulder then breaking it in front of everyone, I walked away like nothing happend, when I "see red" because of someone else it is unlikely they will walk away fine and dandy.


I am happy that those are all my fight stories (left out one), because they are pointless except when needed. If someone pisses you off or is that rude don't be immature or stupid, stand up for your self if YOU see it as needed.
 

parrish

Administrator
Staff member
these two wierd ass girls where in the bathroom one time smoking crack and having sex
 

Micah.

Steel Member
this one dude hid an airhorn in his shirt and blew it in a scooter kids ear. It was kinda mean but pretty funny. Also this little 12 year old was talking shit and my friend ryan accidentaly got in his way and he tried to hit him with a board. I dont remeber much after that but i know ryan started dancing for some reason lol
 
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